Kaycee Kay sounds like a made-up name. I once had an English fellow ask me how to spell my last name, and after telling him, he queried, "KY?" To which I responded, "I suppose I am the warming lubricant of society." True story.
MUSIC, and anything which involves nullifying the Britney/Simpson/BlahBlah McPopnoise effect which we all abhor. Sports, specifically fotball (Swedish thing), college football (go Beavs!), boxing, and anything else which is legitimately athletic (world series of poker?! HA!) 23rd St. in downtown PDX, premium denim, piercings and tattoos. Entering Valhalla after Quaid, Jordan and I go questing and sack Rome for the 2nd time.
Liars, cheats, scoundrels, and thieves. Guys who actually believe that big dick pills really work. The guy who tattoed the scimitar on Aaron Neville's face. Cen Bollins. Maybe you, but only if you're on the high end of mediocrity. And you have the required equipment for procreation.
Saosin, Protest the Hero, Alexisonfire, Norma Jean, Royksopp, Everytime I Die, Atreyu, The Bled, Thrice, Darkest Hour, Himsa, Underoath, The Receiving End of Sirens, Earth Wind and Fire (weren't expecting that were you honky!), Melodious Funk, Strung Out (to Jordan Burns)--actually, anything which I deem to sound "good," from Steve Miller to TooL, and even some Wu Tang 36 Chambers. And yes, I even love country, I'm from Wyoming, get over it.
The Big Lebowski, Braveheart, Boondock Saints, Super Troopers, Bad Santa Van Wilder, PCU, Without a Paddle, SLC Punk, Scarface, anything by Quentin Tarantino or Kevin Smith, Snatch and Lock Stock, Waiting, Eternal Sunshine, Danny Deckchair, Shaun of the Dead, uh, this list is may become too extensive for the modern human intellect.
Trailer Park Boys, Extras, Entourage, Band of Brothers (greatest show ever!), M*A*S*H, Drawn Together, South Park, Chapelle's Show, Family Guy, Lucky Louie, What Not to Wear (just kidding, more like what to wear to get free designer shit. Hooray!), most Discovery Channel shenanigans
"Freakonomics" - Levitt and Dubner, "America (the book)"-Jon Stewart, "The Posthumous Memoirs of Bras Cubas"-Joaquim Maria Machado de Assis (how often do you read a great novel whose title is shorter than the author's name?), "Candide"-Voltaire, other than that, you tell me...
Mitch Hedberg, Akira Jimbo, Thomas Lang, and my past and present bandmates for making music the love of my life, Lars Ulrich for making millions being extraordinarily average (Celine Dion is more metal, there's a reason why Laramie hates you!). OJ, Kobe, and Michael Jackson for "getting away with it." My dark haired, dark eyed parents for convincing me that I wasn't sired by the Swedish mailman.