fact: I always say "WONDERFUL" when people ask me how I am.
fact: I always mean it.
fact: I have a daughter.
fact: I love being her mother.
fact: I give change and cigarettes to homeless people.
fact: I make the best chocolate saurkraut cake ever.
fact: I am always homesick. No matter where I am.
fact: I have not danced since I left Montana.
fact: I know how to make maps.
fact: I am a terrible bartender but people tip me well because I smile alot.
fact: I very rarely get angry.
fact: I am not a very good speller.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - cigarette in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride"
