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About Me

My name is Jeff. I am in three fake bands at the time of this writing, and have a different stage name for each. I will probably never be referred to by any of them.
I have bad skin and poor posture, and I keep what many people would say is a very unhealthy sleep schedule. There are many, many other things that I do wrong as well. I enjoy reading comic books, and have two tattoos of twenty-sided dice on my wrists. And yes, I am well aware that I have probably doomed myself to a life of unintentional celibacy.
My favorite song by The Clash is 'Rudie Can't Fail', and my favorite short story is 'No Particular Night or Morning' by Ray Bradbury.

I don't ever feel safe, and I blame every single one of you.

I am a horrible, horrible person.

I am a happy, well-adjusted person.

My Interests

Interesting things.

I'd like to meet:

People who encourage morally reprehensible behavior.

Music:

A
Armalite

B
Brand New

C
Clutch

D
Daiquiri

E
Eminem

F
Foxy Shazam!

G
Green Day

H
The Horror

I
IGLTA, motherfuckers!

J
Jay-Z

K
Killradio

L
Leftover Crack

M
Mindless Self Indulgence

N
Nine Inch Nails

O
Outkast

P
Pinhead Gunpowder

Q
The Queers

R
Rage Against The Machine

S
The Smashing Pumpkins

T
Tub Ring

U
Unearth

V
The Vandals

W
The White Stripes

X
X-Ray Spex

Y
Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Z
Zeromancer

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Movies:

For some reason, lots of movies that start with 'S'

Television:

The Venture Bros.
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Books:

Dork by Evan Dorkin
Preacher by Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon
The Sandman by Neil Gaiman and various artists
Sin City by Frank Miller
Street Angel by Jim Rugg and Brian Maruca
The Walking Dead by Robert Kirkman, Tony Moore, and Charlie Adlard
Watchmen by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons

Plus, many things that aren't comics.

Heroes:

My Blog

Whats On My Mind

I'm just going to type this stuff as I think of it, so please bear with me.I guess I'll start with (a condensed version of) the big story, which I'm fairly sure everyone knows by this point anyhow. E...
Posted by N B Jeff K on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 08:37:00 PST

Free Time

UNTITLED AS OF NOWI need a little bit of glue,and some p-p-p-plasticA new life, and a face to match itThere's no God, kidand there's no magicSo I'll need your paycheckand a place to cash itI want a nu...
Posted by N B Jeff K on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 11:19:00 PST

Myspace Quiz .1

I've decided I'm going to be cool like everybody else, and put myspace quizzes on my blog. These are important matters, people. 1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. H...
Posted by N B Jeff K on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 09:43:00 PST