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Spookymeat.com

About Me


follow spookymeat at http://twitter.comSpookymeat has been polluting the internet for over six years now in some form or another. It’s had some ups and downs… to say the least. It has been totally erased from two different servers in the past.. received hilarious hate mail, been through about a million different designs, five billion different header pictures, and resided in two different states… and during 2005 took a year long break. But now it's back and has at least another two years of life in it (according to the bill I just recently paid), and many more things to make fun of.
I really think this little piece of nostalgia really sums it all up...one of my all-time favorite pieces of mail from way back in 2001:
“OK, I’ll be blunt and honest. Now usually it’s best said, “IF you don’t have anything nice to say at all, don’t say anything at all”, but now I’ll have to make an exception. Also I do know this is rude, but i think I’ll have the majority of people agreeing with me here. Your site stinks. Your rude, you have a very foul mouth (no need to curse, that lessens the amount of hits). Also you seem to be amused with disgusting and generally obscene things, and that shows just about how mature you are, so in general you and your website stink. And if you want to try to make me look bad on my website go ahead and try.”
Cheers,
-Sarah.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

midgets, people who own llamas, midgets who own llamas, midgets that play guitar hero, guitar heroes that play with midgets...

My Blog

it's been a while, myspace.

hello........ what's new since the last time?new writers, new stuff, balblablab......only one real way to find out.....go to spookymeat.com and go to twitter.com/spookymeatpsnothing else.cheers.
Posted by on Sat, 29 Aug 2009 05:14:00 GMT

so much going on at spookymeat.com

oh there are tons of new updates, since i promised an update a week, and i have mostly kept that promise... jawnie from thismayhurt.com and i have started a new venture which you can learn all about b...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 03:01:00 GMT

HOLY CRAP SPOOKYMEAT, WHERE DID YOU GO? WHERE DID YOU GO NOW?

MAN IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I HAVE WRITTEN IN HERE, AND IN ALL CAPS, TOO!!!WELL WHAT HAVE YOU MISSED THESE PAST COUPLE OF MONTHS?BATTLE RAPPING, JIVE TURKEYS, EASTER BUNNIES, FAT CATS, DEAD CATS...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 01:04:00 GMT

merry xmas to all and to all a very long goodnight!

Spookymeat has been updated, and just in time for the holidays, so run on over to read about exciting topics such as death by candy cane, death by other things, death and more death. Oh and don't for...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 23:38:00 GMT

Good day, guv’na. Go watch the bleedin videos ova at ole’ Smeaty.

As me tongue gently caressed the bleedin' inside of 'er rubbery womb, I could 'ave sworn for a second that I could feel 'er smooff silicone vulva push hammer and tack against me Nanny Goat Race, init?...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 01:18:00 GMT

I’m not retarded, YAY

Despite the fact that most people might think so, the fact that at this moment in time Spookymeat has exactly 666 friends is a complete coincidence. I am not one of those retarded people that would b...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 21:55:00 GMT

update! Dont forget to invite a hutt, they know how to throw a party!!!

might be short. might even be sweet. only guarantee is that it is nerdy and you might not have a clue what the hell i am talking about.please, don't forget to comment, lovers... it's all i have left...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 01:04:00 GMT

Spookymeat and thismayhurt.com collaboration. . .

There are quite a few readers of Thismayhurt and Spookymeat that try to talk to us through emails, and IMs. I suppose you think that because you read our sites you are somehow on the same level as we ...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 10:58:00 GMT

Dear Smeat, where the fuck ARE you?

Wondering where I've been? Voice your frustraations wth the rest of the cattle over at Spookymeat now!
Posted by on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 10:55:00 GMT

It's time for movie night, come hang out with Spookymeat.

Hello boys and girls, and especially new friends...  Spookymeat has been updated and I just know you will love it ... Go get some popcorn, sit back, and let the glow of the CRT fill your room.&n...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 15:16:00 GMT