Brand em random |
So, my awesome cousin Wendy posted 10 random facts about herself on her blog page. Go Wendy, you fancy dress wearing dancer! I’m doing the same.
1. I was kicked by a horse on ...
Posted by Flea on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 01:13:00 PST |
Holding on to hold on. |
Life is a tricky business. I like to save little momentos from events in my life. I seem to save most of my movie ticket stubs, I have a spoon from the first time I tasted gelato in Italy,...
Posted by Flea on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 03:43:00 PST |
Church of the Holy Underwear |
I found a hole in my underwear today. My favorite pair of underwear. A hole...in them. This troubles me so. I pause and wonder...why? Why must my favorite pair of u...
Posted by Flea on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 02:29:00 PST |
Cube X |
I'm stuck in a box labled Cube X, otherwise known as my work cubicle. Day to day I wonder if there is a work life as meek as mine. In my rarest form, I believe all those who surround me a...
Posted by Flea on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 11:51:00 PST |
I hate sleep! |
I want to stay awake forever! I'm going to glue my eyes open. I may look strange, but at least I'll meet my goal. Reminds me of A Clockwork Orange when they wired that dude's eyes op...
Posted by Flea on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:31:00 PST |
How to make Niece Squash |
Take 1 rambunctious 5 year old with a goal of playing tug of war with her auntie's arm, one auntie that will allow her niece to tug on her arm just for fun, one semi-slippery kitchen floor, and a refr...
Posted by Flea on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 11:23:00 PST |
Whole lotta nutin nutin! |
Haven't written a blog in awhile. Oh well!
Posted by Flea on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 12:54:00 PST |
Duck you! |
I made two friends at the market today . They saw I had crackers and came straight to me. They said their names were Womanduck and Manduck. Very original, i know.
Bye-bye duckies!
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Posted by Flea on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:54:00 PST |
The day I added the word douche to my commonly used vocab... |
...is the day I learned this new, smashing word:
Douchebaggery!
The loveliest word in all the land! If it is new to you too, use it well!...
Posted by Flea on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 09:09:00 PST |
RIP |
Rest in peach, VA Tech victims.
Posted by Flea on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 09:50:00 PST |
