Jane St. James - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I've been having this problem a lot lately, so I feel I should open this column with a sort of warning.
If you have come here looking for love or a one-night-stand, please make the effort to direct your sights on the "Here for" part of my profile (it's right under the part where it says I'm single). You'll notice it says I'm here for networking and friends. You'll notice it DOES NOT say I'm here for dating, flings, or relationships. Why does this need to be explained? Because I take the time to look over your profile after you've written that we have so much in common, wonder what the hell we have in common, and reply back with a kind rejection.

I DON'T WANT TO DATE YOU.
With that said, here's the real "About me" section:

I want to know the answer to this (in your words):
If I was God I would abolish...
Complete in 250 words or less. Physical practicalities and human nature are to be respected. The Law of Conservation of Happiness may not be violated.
Classic villians (and only classic villains) may disregard everything after the word "less."
Answer that and I will gladly add you to my friends list.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Snidely Whiplash, Creature Feature, Maxwell Atoms, His Holiness the Dahli Lama.

My Blog

If You Were a Resolution, I’d Keep You

My resolutions are pretty much the same as last year.1. Keep at least one resolution.2. Put on deodorant. 3. Buy new street shoes.4. Finish one (1) Camus book.5. Bl...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 21:51:00 GMT

This Just In...

Terribly sorry to interrupt, but this is Charles Frumpington from Jolly Old England here to demand from you chaps a sum of one thousand and one pounds! Mmmm, yes. Splendid. So make h...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:46:00 GMT

Too tired to post, too awake to not post

This is going to be fun, isn't it? I've found myself traveling to Connecticut Renaissance Faire every weekend (okay, just last week and this coming... um... tomorrow- I'm sorry everyone. I...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:46:00 GMT

Rochester, home of nothing much.

Well, I knew there wouldn't be as much here as there is in Toronto, but on top of that, I have had a whole week of crap weather getting me down. Wake up, Mother Nature. It's August. The leaves shou...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 13:52:00 GMT

In which I speak of my last hurrah in Toronto, Johnny Hollow, and a LONG trip down the QEW

Having not been out of the house in many weeks, I missed learning about the Just for Laughs festival, which I ran into on Friday afternoon while walking around with Victoria, Omah and James. I did la...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 07:35:00 GMT

My Fate Has Been Forseen

I've thought about this for a long time. Drastic changes are ahead, and even though they might not be all good, I think I need it. I love this city. It's where my heart is, and deep down, my heart ...
Posted by on Thu, 17 May 2007 01:18:00 GMT

To Move Or Not To Move

I think the time will soon be upon me to leave this wonderful city. Most of my friends have gone or are going, too. All that will soon be keeping me here is my job and my family (who are in Rocheste...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 18:55:00 GMT

Tea for NO ONE!

I thought I'd venture out with my sister and her boyfriend to Yonge St. (her boyfriend wanted to evaluate the levels of awesome in the record shops). Well, records aren't my or my sister's...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 19:10:00 GMT

Cat Soup

I saw the short film Cat Soup this morning and I am a better person because of it. Well, maybe not better, but definately more whole. It is the story is of Nyatta, who takes his relatively...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 21:35:00 GMT

Valentine's Crap

Yes, it's that time again. Time for me to purchase a stack of cards, a gross of razor blades, and dig out my old recipe for infected vagina cookies. I don't celebrate St. Valentine's Day, even when ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 09:18:00 GMT