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my myspace is better than yours because I have a tony the tiger commercial...also I have the best online indicator going thanks to joshua...I'll be done university eventually... psychology major. philosophy minor. I work 2 jobs. So I cook a mean pizza AND build a good truss. yeah thats right...at one job I'm really hot, and I handle wood at one job. I should just combine those two attributes and work at the male strippers (be really hot and handle my wood :P) yeah, its not a joke when you have to explain it. my cats breath smells like catfood. I like to hang out with my wang out and drink and such when I have free time. my myspace page is boring, but I don't care. I love random facts. I love random statements. I love lamp. my pics are mostly old and terrible, but again: I don't care. I'm intentionally writing a long 'about me' section. most of it is hogwash...whatever that means. I just want to see who really cares...or who's really bored enough to read this. get a life already. there are better things to do than read what I have to say. I'm pretty easy to get along with...but who doesn't say that, really? But seriously, I love a good sense of humour. I've never eaten a type of food I don't like. I can't remember ever saying 'I'm full'. Sometimes I stare at the stars. Sometimes I stare off into nothing. I like to think. I like to ponder. I like to reflect. I like to philosophize. I like to say german shize. I can be the most mature/serious person you've met...but for the most part I joke around and act immature. why? because its fun. Laugh with me. laugh at me. heck...do both. Just laugh. It feels really good. Trust me. I can be vulgar. But I am always truthful. I will delete you if you have nothing to offer. These are my real boobs, my real hair, my real nails, and my real eyelashes. I have a sweetass and you know it. I'm really bored, and if you just read all this, it shows.