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haha this is funny.... thanks kOony!
Oh So, I hear that the Eskimos & polar bears are takin over the world, I hear they’re goin on strike… the polar bears don’t want to work in the harsh heat of the artic and be slaved in the big polar bear sweat shop anymore… Well, my name is koony and yet again… I’m saving the world… hello, with lots of love to all that know CINDEEYEE with a C…
Geeeezzz… I remember my junior year, I was this big fat loser kid sitting in the back corner of the class by myself & I had the biggest crush on this hot asian they call SYNDYYYEE with a C… I mean, damn!!! If we were both back in Asia I think I’d pay 3 ? cows for her… she would toss her hair front, back, side to side… and even at angles… all I could do was sit and watch, sweatin in my seat watchin this girl work it… thanks to her I lost 30 pounds cuz I sweat so much… I mean she’s the hottest chick ever…
Unfortunately, I couldn’t keep my eyes off her… so I ended up failing the class and my parents sent me away to the Big Polar Bear Sweat Shop… I was sad that I couldn’t see the prettiest girl in the whole wide world anymore… so, I worked hard… worked til’ I had enough fish collected to pay off the Eskimos to buy a sled… so I organized a rebellion… and promised to free all the polar bears… so I snuck them out one by one… and off we went running and dashing through the wilderness… the ice cold artic…
I just knew and I promised myself that I will & would see her again… “SCYENDEYY with a C” was all that was on my mind til I reached AMERICAN soil… so, now there is a shortage of ice in the world becuz there are no polar bears to mine the ice caves… I am a hero becuz I freed all the white slaves!!!… ( polar bears ) … now polar bears are everywhere… on a mission! Comin up in the world!… u see them on the coca cola commercials, in the zoo, ON TV….
Yes, becuz of me… “KOONY”… there are polar bears here today in the united states…
So, what can I say about CINDY “NOODLES”???… she’s down to earth, seems to me like there’s no drama with her… not like any other girl who needs to create problems to have fun… she’s just the right height… she’s a great cook… LOVE ASIAN FOOD (though what the hell is asian food,)… her feet are small so if u want to get her a gift… it won’t cost much… cuz, smaller shoes are cheap… she has an awesome smile… OMG!!!… she was smiling one day cuz I farted!!!… then this guy was checkin her out cuz she was smiling… then he ran into a pole, breakin his nose… that’s how amazing she is… tha show stoppah…
One thang I learned when I was working in the sweat shop… one of the polar bears taught me… a recipe for
Yankee Creek Ranch Salmon
INGREDIENTS Pear, apple, or mesquite chips 6 (8-ounce) king salmon fillets 2 teaspoons salt 2 teaspoons pepper Cooking spray Beurre Rouge
INSTRUCTIONS Soak chips in water to cover; drain well. Grilling connoisseurs soak wood chips for 8 hours, but those in a hurry may limit soaking to just a few hours. Wrap chips in heavy-duty aluminum foil, and make several holes in foil. Sprinkle salmon with salt and pepper; cover and set aside. Prepare grill, placing foil-wrapped chips directly on hot coals. Place salmon, skin side down, on grill rack coated with cooking spray. Grill, covered, 5 to 7 minutes on each side or until fish flakes with a fork. Serve with Buerre Rouge.
YIELD: 6 servings PREPARATION TIME:20 minutes COOKING TIME: 15 minutes
Well I’d like to continue but I just got off work and I’m tired cuz I drank some koala sweat juice… UP DAYS MOS DEF EVERYDAY….