I miss my fellow affable Homo sapiens. Wait! To say,â€â€¦my fellow†is not accurate because I am not human. I know this thanks to the envious jerks in my life!
An English major at a university was taking an astronomy course to satisfy the science requirement. During the last lecture of the semester, the professor spoke about some of the more exotic objects in the universe including black holes. Despite his teacher's enthusiasm, the student showed no interest, as was the case for all his astronomy classes during the semester. When the bell rang, the student turned to his friend and said, "The prof says that black holes are interesting, but I think they suck."
DANGER!!! BLACK HOLE LOCATED IN CLOSE PROXIMITY:
