to read things i've written, go to www.ontojune.blogspot.com or www.ontojune.deviantart.com ... everyone should go listen to the music of dan warren at www.whatstudios.net/dan. ...did i mention that my high score on Yars' Revenge is 999,999? and my Missile Command high score is 77,265.
Darth Vader. There's still good left in him--i just know it. i sense the conflict within him, and if i could only meet him... ...i would steal his light-saber and cut down George Lucas in a Jedi blaze of glory, thus bringing balance to the force. Except that ol' Darth lived a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. which means i'm gonna need a flux capacitor and some frequent flyer miles.
i'm setting fire to my myspace account...
watch it burn...
sometimes i look at a sheet of crumpled-up, wide-ruled paper and pretend that it has moving pictures on it. James Earl Jones, Natalie Portman, Liam Neeson, Lilly Tomlin and Bill Murray do voice-overs. usually a piano soundtrack by Norah Jones. and sentence-fragment subtitles. my imagination then converts these imaginary lo-fi cartoons into cinematic masterpieces. it's like watching television, except different.
On the moon, nerds have their pants pulled down, and they are spanked with moon rocks.
Batman, Superman, Spiderman, Green Lantern...