HAVNOTZ NATION

Born in the year of our lord, 1977. The inventer of the wireless desk top buffer. The man who put the cartoon "The Littles" on the map. The person who made "G.I. Joe" a household name. Sole controller of the first seires of "Army Ants". Creator of the first version of "Voltron" accessories (the LION Voltron!). Co-Writer of the "Magnum P.I." seires/Speed-Boat Racing extrodinare. The youngest "Three-Time" Small-Mouth Bass wrangling, Tennissee. Cock chocking Champion ( in Five diffrent counties). Stunt double for several star such as Micheal Duddakoff in "Amerian Ninja 1&3". Oak hills High school sock hop dancing king '92 & '93. Fastest finish of "Duck Hunt " EVER!!!!!! "Classic Novel's " Speed reading Golden Award. Two Gold Satrs on my kindergarden paper mache purple elephant. National Yellowstone Park Cub Scout counselor of severly slow children with low self esteem. President Speaker of DartMouth Chamber of Negected Hot-Ass Underground MC's. (or the D.M.C.N.H.A.U.M.C. Inc. circa 1999){}