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About Me

Voice mail message from (my now ex roommate)Stephen: "Dude, I don't know what's up with our fourth roommate. We're probably gonna get stuck with some random person. But hey, maybe it'll be some hot chick and you can date her. No, scratch that, it would be bad for the room. Travis, you are NOT allowed to date whatever moves in with us."
Likes: **Hugs, Musics, Movies, Girls who don't assume that I'm paying on a date (but I totally will), Random 2AM hang outs, Lauging**
Dislikes: **Negative attitudes, boredom, people who neglect their children, being poor, gas prices** - **Oh, and people who think I'm some kind of whore just because most of my friends are girls. Get a fucking clue.**
I have a crush on someone who makes me feel special... In a mentally retarded way.
But I DO like total strangers so if you are one of them then come talk to me... Please don't make it awkward by forcing me to chase you down the street.
OH! and I'm random. Will that make me popular?
I am a self proclaimed loser. Let's leave it at that. Find me on here and send me a message. Find me on the street and poke me in the shoulder.
I'm also attempting to take the YouTubeNation by storm (or at least scattered showers)
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

YOU! :) Unless you're creepy.

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Some people I quite enjoy.

My Blog

Teh Internets: A Comedy in 100 Acts. Act 2

So, there's this little science experiment called the Ruben's Tube. Anyone ever heard of it? Basically, a foil-lined PVC pipe has a tiny hole drilled into the side every half inch or so. The tube has ...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 19:19:00 GMT

Teh Internets: A Comedy in 100 Acts. Act 1

Some things on the internet are stupid. And some are downright hilarious. Like this one blogger's response he got after writing a section on what guys should never do on a first date. The blogger's li...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 03:19:00 GMT

Good Morning, John. This Blog Comes in Four Parts!

Good morning, John. This blog comes in four parts!Part one; Trend. So, I'm going to start, what I think, should be a new trend. I'm going to tag a couple people in this note (sorry MySpace People) and...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:12:00 GMT

Aug 20: I’m Late. So, Movies.

Okay, for my, like, my two avid readers, I apologize for not getting a blog up yesterday. This BEDFAEW really isn't going as planned. But for compensation, I plan to type out the first part of my new ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 04:49:00 GMT

Aug 18: I’m Gonna Be a Daddy.

Okay, well, to clarify, I'm gonna be a daddy EVENTUALLY. No, I didn't get anyone pregnant, nor do I plan to, anytime this decade. But since I worked at Castaway Bay all summer, and it being very "chil...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 07:18:00 GMT

Aug 17: BADFAEW

It's technically Sunday morning but I just wanted to let everyone know, everyone who reads these, of course, that I will once again be doing a "Blog-a-Day-for-an-Entire-Week" thingy. I've been toying ...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 19:47:00 GMT

Chicago Nerdfighters And Vlogbrothers FTW!

So yea.This'll be short.I'm back from Chicago.From John Green's book signing.He's the author of Looking For Alaska and An Abundance of Katherines.It was pretty much amazing.I'll have stories later.As ...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 06:45:00 GMT

Yea, I’m Pretty Proud of Myself...

Hey Jude, ask me why can't buy me love. Because. Want to know a secret? Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey. How do you do it? I forgot to remember to forget. I want to tell you....
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 22:00:00 GMT

The Toddlers Tide Pool is Not a Good Place to Pick Up Girls

Two summers ago I worked at Kalahari as a lifeguard. Last summer I was jobless. I recently got a job at Castaway Bay as a lifeguard. They're a bit more strict at Castaway with the lifeguarding but I'm...
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 17:58:00 GMT

I’m Having Issues. I Need Help Ending a Story. Or Two.

I saw a movie in theaters earlier today. I'm not going to say which movie. It didn't involve anyone MADE of iron but perhaps that OF HONOR. It was a good movie. Girls, I don't have to tell many of you...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 00:08:00 GMT