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About Me

hello, my name a ryan. i like to occasionally jump out of corners and spook people like a "SPAGGET!!!" i like to fart in public places, especially when i unsuccessfully try to cover it with a cough. i like learning cannibal corpse songs on guitar. i like food very much, especially when i'm eating it. i smell meat loaf right now, and its been tantilizing me for an hour, even though meat loaf sucks. and then i shit myself.

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CRIS!!!!!

Who do you think is the funniest person on the planet? Charlie Chaplin? Robin Williams? Dave Chappelle? Well you, my good sir, must not know about Cris. Cris is more hilarious than anyone you know. In...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 18:32:00 GMT

Rape Prevention Techniques by Ryan Gardenour (this is gonna be good)

Ok so a few girls have told me about Rape Escape, and it sounds really stupid... so I am here to tackle this issue by telling you ways that are a lot better.... and will provide.... less... rape... ne...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 20:21:00 GMT

Conversation With My Balls...

My balls. says:I need to ask you something....Ryan Hard-An-Hour says:huhMy balls. says:Some of my friends say they get random boners. And one of them said he get them like 8 times a dayMy balls. says:...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:29:00 GMT