I would like to meet God. Only to ask why we were ever bothered to be created. I would like to meet Willie Nelson....I hear he has the best weed and he is an American icon. I would like to meet Osama bin Laden....I would like to stick an American flag up his ass and set it on fire. And I would like to meet me several years ago so I could warn myself of the mistakes he had made and warn him of the pain to come.