Ohh WANNGGG: [gasp] everyone wants to be like dani and put gasp in their name
'CAUSE IM JUST SO DAMN COOL.

There's a lot about me that you probably won't ever find out, but just to help you out a little, heres some tips.

my name is Danielle, but friends call me Dani, Daniella, D. etc. . I like to be given nick names . I really like to dance in my room, to loud music, wearing nothing but my underwear and a sideways trucker hat . i go up to a lot of people i don't know, and start talking away . i still listen to my old nysnc and BSB . i can be a very competitive person at times, and at others just go with the flow of things . i'm a vegetarian . I think emo boys are the cutest thing since kittens and cabbage patch dolls . i usually get a funny grin on my face when i'm lying . i love red koolaid . i can't whistle, even after years and years of attempts . White hair ties are sweet . I get along with almost anyone, but if i think you're fake or stuck up, i won't like you . MY GIRLFRIEND SHANNEN DOMINATES EVERYONE, I LOVE HER. . Tye Dye anything is okay in my book . MAKE ME A TYE DYE TSHIRT, you'll be in my heart forever . Starbucks = love . i like to drive around with people, having nowhere to go . i play volleyball . my feet are pretty small . i don't trust easily . i like Tshirts with random phrases on them . The biggest turn on ever is probably a boy with a lip ring . i've been in love once . i love to sneeze . i like paris hilton, but then liking her became a fad . i'm never shy . Neon colors are god . i'm not afraid to cry, but i don't do it infront of many people . i hate when my hair won't stay straight . i wash my feet in the sink sometimes . i love to play DDR . i usually always wear make up in public . my mom and i have slap battles . if you can be random and stupid, i like you . i dont wash my hair every day . Off brand food is quality . KIM CULYBA IS MY TOP DOG HOE . i'll probably comment you a lot if you give me like 2 . i liked furbys back in the day . i've never been given a hicky . i say what i think . cinnamin toast cruch ♥ . Boys in girl pants are my favorite . i personally don't buy jeans that are ripped up, if it's THAT necessary i'll buy 12 dollar jeans and cut them myself but, usually i just let them get holes by accident . if i'm embarrased, i'll change the subject . i hate arrogant people . i play with lighters . i believe that every boy that will sing to you, will break your heart . i don't do that well in school . Polka dots stripes . i talk .. too much . I bet no one read all of that, but if you did, i'll kiss your face.

=DANi..

oh and ashlee simpson wants me. 3 cheers for all the old days

TIPS part II :

i like to talk about how i can beat people up . i don't say the word sneakers - it's tenni'shoes . i've kissed a lot of boys . i just started reading a romance novel, and i must say i've opened a can of worms . camping isn't my thing . i don't know the difference between sorbet and sherbet, nor do i care . mm, picnics . i really like chocolate milk, with too much chocolate . i talk on the phone late at night . my feet arent ticklish . if you find the one and ONLY one place i am ticklish, i give you 5 dollars . i don't like to shave my legs . i trip, but i'm not clumsy . i lose things a lot . TOE SOCKS OWN . i sing out loud a lot even though it doesn't sound too well . i only get jealous if i care about you a lot . humidity is the worst thing ever . i like pictures, but i hate looking bad in them . road tripping with no specific plans is so fun . i take after my mom in many ways . Christmas is bliss . i have a tight group of friends who i've had since like the 5th grade . funny people make me laugh . i write & draw, but i don't let people see either . math is my weakness in school . i procrastinate and never learn my lesson . Yoga's so fun . straighters are heroes . i develope crushes easily . my hair color is white chocolate . i believe in fate . Neato, super, secks, & cute are my 4 main adjectives . windex fascinates me . i never turn down something i think i would enjoy . babies are so cute . bargain shopping is an art that i have mastered . my cell phone never works . i burp, very loudly, like a boy, and i'm proud . i hate close minded people . i think summer love is amazing . there are a great amount of people that love me, but there's also people that don't like me - oh well . i remember please and thank you . oh and my new favorite thing ever in the world is to go on drives with Aj and turn up the music real loud and sing with him .
^^ THE SPUNK AND FUNK OF BETHEL PARK VOLLEYBALL ^^

THRIFTY 3rd's!!

people that say love doesn't exist, probably haven't found it yet . i saw my first shooting star this summer . i'm not too old to go play on the jungle jim at the park . i can't be slient for too long . when i meet a new boy, theres a 45% chance i'll get a small crush on them . metalic bead necklaces make any outfit cooler . pedicures put me in the mood . i'll take beat up worn in flip flops over designer heels any day . i've never had a birthday party, ever . school pictures are never good . i can't handle being around perverted guys . i hate dictionaries . i cheat on my homework . i never really wear bracelets . i was a girlscout! . i stomp the ground really hard when i'm mad . i think "kissing in the rain" is a little cliche . pottery looks fun . i was always jealous of lizzie mcguire's hair styles . i type in phonetic pronunciation sometimes . grape jelly on toast can't be beat . i get [emotionally] hurt a lot . i'll call you just to see what you're doing, then hang up . surprise visits are love . i can't hold back from ghetto dancing at random times . i'm partially lacktose intolerant . i've taught myself to cut my own hair . i hate spending my own and my friend's money . solar calculators are so dumb . i get bruises pretty easy . me and one of my best friend's erin & i jam in her car to the same 3 songs . i can probably make you smile in any situation . i hate fads . i don't think the color you wear or what style you have determines your taste in music . i love filing my nails . untouched snow is prettier than a beach . i sqeal . i'm mean sometimes . i apologize in cute thoughtful ways . chokers are my favorite. I HATE LOSING GOOD RELATIONSHIPS WITH PEOPLE OVER STUPID THINGS AND MISSING THEM . i'm the best at making up bullshit stories that i tell my parents to avoid getting grilled .
They say if you love somethin, let it go.

BACK FOR MORE; NUMBER FOUR.

i hate being copied . rain makes me pass out within 10 minutes . i put my foot on the side view mirror no matter what if the window is down . I LOVE P DIDDY, not his music; HIM . i dont have a big fancy house . i use 4 alarms to wake up in the morning . i'm compasionate . bitches will be bitches . i'm not into tucking my pants into my boots. i scrunch my face up all the time when i see people approaching . mascara is my favorite pass time . christmas cards from relatives you never talk to crack me up . i have the nicest sweetest old man as a neighbor - he's my jam . doin the whole IM FAT!! AHH LETS WHINEE AND GET ATTENTION trick isnt my scene . there's a lot of low petty people in highschool . stare at me and i'll stare back . i dont like to lie . my sister and i have become closer in the past year only because she gained a drivers liscense . my friends and i go to the club . i wont lie and say i've never smoked, but don't make it a habbit . 40 year old virgin is my new zoolander . cliched looks such as 'boho' & 'vintage' are a nay . anyone ever baked with a hand powered old fashioned egg beater ? . off and on relationships just tire me out . i wont pretend to be your friend . ERIN SCIONTI HAS SAVED ME FROM INSANITY MANY TIMES . grave yards dont scare me . i was never into the old disney cartoons as a child . painting a mural is my new goal . i dont believe flicking light switches stops kids from talking . immaturity is intolerable for me . PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION!? . hahah i love to laugh at boys who force themselves to talk deeper . i can people watch for hours . if you've got it - flaunt it . i tie most of my shirts = habbit . i'm pretty decent at espanol . walmart lipgloss works for me . wakeboarding looks super fun . i dont like criticism but can take it . if i could have one wish i'd wish for endless wishes . i go tanning when i cant stand being pale . december is such a gorgeous month . i think i'm going on my 2nd cruise in april for spring break . i'm afraid of cats . charolette's web really isn't that good after the beginning . my sister tries to force bad country music on me; it doesnt work . i dont have an ipod . my parents gave me an extension cord for christmas . i like a boy that would just tell me to shutthefuckup when needed . doing ceramics ♥ . i laugh every time i have to say the word tremendous . parents usually like me . i'm growing my hair long unless i go insane and cut it all off in a rage . i dont let people spoil my good time . nail polish that chips drives me insane . i dont really like louis vitton or coach print purses at all, and spending hundreds of dollars on one turns me off more.
If you want to be an amazing person; follow in these 3 peoples footsteps.
IN THEIR SWEET PIPPIN! MUSICAL MAKEUP.
look,theyloveme.

♥

FIVES ON FIRE

i'm afraid to put peroxide in my mouth, like the bottle says its okay to do . i pick at little things that bug me . double sided tape is ungodly . i'm more afraid of little snakes than big ones . beer is something you must aquire a taste for, and i've aquired it . i'm not amazing at pool, but i'll tell you i am . cd's make pretty neat wall decorations . i sculpted a gangster riding a turtle . i go to tech for cosmetology . i have unique eyebrows . goosebumps are a sweet/sour expierence . i can never decide whether i look better in black or white..ever . ice cream cake is a tiny slice of heaven . riding the trolley alone scares me . 666? . my first tattoo will be coming soon! . internet connections always spaz out at the worst times . china scares me, i will never go there . my dog hates my guts sometimes, but is in love with me at others . i'm super good at being a sarcastic asshole . orange trident ♥ . i don't do well making decisions on my own . cutie is my favorite thing to be called . i went to prom freshmen year even though i always said i'd only go senior year, oh well! . if you haven't known me for years and years, you probably won't understand me for awhile . i hate the feeling of hunger . "HEY BOOGER" . maceroni art is terribly missed . i think hunting is really stupid . i don't give my number out easily . remotes are always missing . one of my biggest displays of affection is making or buying you something goofy and random you'll never need or use. i'll miss my sister when she goes to college in august . i used to be pretty fast, then my knee went ka-boom . i will only clean if it's not my own house . funky cheap plastic jewerly makes me weak at the knees . i play a mean hard to get . my printer sucks . who climbed trees when they were little?- everyone. who broke bones doing it?- ameatures. . if i'm never a bitch to you for no reason, i probably don't consider you really close to me . leaving vacations is worse than chinese water torture . i don't think i've ever watched a FULL sunrise . i lost a lot of friends to colleges at the end of this summer [SAD FACE] . i don't ever really act cocky . there is a chilli pepper thermostat on my closet door . pocket notebooks never get used correctly . going barefoot in school is a disgusting crime i'm guilty of. i've never seen Man on Fire . my mom got a paper shredder & i love it . i leave lights on all the time and waste electricty - blame the downfall of the earth's energy on me.

if theres one thing i couldn't be without; it would be displayed below.

MY HALF THAT MAKES ME WHOLE,
My best girl.♥
DANITY & TATTY KAT. favorites!

LITTLE KNOWN SECRETS!

- i don't like a lot of the people i'm nice to, but i can't bring myself to let them know because i don't like tension.
- i snoop through my sisters stuff. [room, phone, etc.]
- i'm really self conscious about my skin.
- i lie if most people ask my opinon on an outfit or hair style [etc.] and i dont like it, if i know they do or want me to say i do.
- i put baking soda in my shoes because my feet smell.
- i'm a hypocrit about things and i know it.
- i'm jealous of a lot of the things i make fun of.
- i wear a water bra if i think i need to.
- i don't wear underwear. [for my own liking, not easy access.]
- i burp fart and poop.
- i still cry when my parents go crazy on me.
- i've probably said something mean about every single person in my life atleast once.
- if i say i'm guna kick your ass, i probably have no intention on doing it and it's all talk.
- i look at myself in the mirror a lot when i'm alone and make different facial expressions/at differnt angles to see which ones i shouldnt do because they don't flatter me.
- MORE TO COMEE!! ..
i'm surprised my parents are still alive after living with me all these years.

CIN BAD

sup momma's bitchy face!?

BIG NAKED DAVE

sup christmas morning and my dads this tan in december?!