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Reece

In Australia til 4/10

About Me

"Every man at some point in his life is going to lose a battle. He's going to fight, and he's going to lose. But what makes him a man is that in the midst of that battle, he does not lose himself."

My Interests

Here's my philosophy on dating. It's important to have somebody that can make you laugh, somebody you can trust, somebody that, y'know, turns you on... and it's really, really important that these three people don't know each other.

I'd like to meet:

I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.

Music:

Too many to name..but like Dr. Dre says, anything that you can "buy it and bump it."

Movies:

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Television:

I dig South park, anything on Adult Swim, Entourage, Conan O'Brien, Family Guy, creepy talk shows, Sportscenter, PTI big time, and unfortunately my two dark shames--Smallville and Lost. I can't get away from either of them, no matter how bad or confusing they become over the years. I also will watch Sopranos because I'm Italian and it's my contract as a Italian person that we must watch and love the show regardless.

Heroes:

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My Blog

Bored At Work..Chapter 89

Top Ten Worst Places Your Girlfriend Could Possibly Drag You To 10. The Ballet. Yeah I can imagine the ballet being pretty, pretty, pretty brutal. I mean, it’s basically silent dancing for 2 hou...
Posted by Reece on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:18:00 PST

Bored At Work...Chapter 88

Top Ten Most Awkward Movie Sex Scenes   10. A History of Violence’s staircase romp. It’s not every day you see an honest to God 6-9 in a Hollywood movie with A-list actors but God lov...
Posted by Reece on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 05:30:00 PST

Bored At Work...Chapter 87

Top Ten Movies That People Seriously Cannot Believe I Have Never Seen 10. Shrek. Never seen a Shrek movie. Not Shrek or Shrek 2 or Shrek the Third. I missed the whole Shrek train, I guess. I don't kno...
Posted by Reece on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:34:00 PST

Bored At Work...Chapter 86

Top Ten Actor-Turned-Singer Trainwrecks Of All Time 10. Paris Hilton. Gahghgh. I wish my ears were blind. Sure that made no sense, but it sounded a hell of a lot better than this dribble. So Paris Hil...
Posted by Reece on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 11:28:00 PST

Bored At Work...Chapter 85

Top Ten Greatest Fears & Terrifying Moments of All Time 10. Mistaking a woman for a man. I did this once when I used to work at Andover Bank and my life has never been the same since. This short h...
Posted by Reece on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 09:01:00 PST

Bored At Work..Chapter 84 (THE BIG FAT ELECTION DAY SPECIAL!)

Top Ten Highlights of This Year's Primary Election Day Shennanigans 10. Its all about New Hampshire today, baby! That's right, move over Massachusetts and your liberal, gay-loving, college educated wa...
Posted by Reece on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 11:26:00 PST

Bored at Work...Chapter 83

Note - Sad news for me. I just found out, on the heels of Alumni weekend, that my favorite bar in Amherst, Barselotti's, my shithole where everyone knew my name, was just demolished. This news has dev...
Posted by Reece on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 02:18:00 PST

Bored At Work...Chapter 82

Note - In the words of the immortal Dean Martin, you all look lovely out there. What do you say we get this party started again? Top Ten People I Was Really Sure Were Dead 10. Brutus "The Barber" Beef...
Posted by Reece on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 05:53:00 PST

Bored at Work..Chapter 81

Top Ten Greatest Boston Movies Of All Time 10. Blown Away. I'm gonna be honest, it was a real struggle to remember this movie, which sucks because it was almost exclusively filmed in Boston. I remembe...
Posted by Reece on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:44:00 PST

Bored at Work...Chapter 80

Note - Yes I have in the past called Fenway Park tiny, putrid-smelling, overpriced, cramped, and a wallet serial-killer. But after attending 2 games in the span of 3 weeks, seeing the emotional return...
Posted by Reece on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 05:08:00 PST