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Slumpter dumpter

I am here for Dating

About Me

Pretty much looking for a pump and dump on here, so if you're down to pound you might just get a spunky spunky blumpkin out of the deal.... I once got busy in a burger king bathroom.

My Interests

Fecal Japan, barbar chairs and high fives. A high five is when your turd is so long it breaks off, swings forward and hits your nutts in the toilet. A barbar chair is when it lifts you off the toilet.

I'd like to meet:

I wanna pump and dump howey mandel

Music:

Anything to pump and dump to.

Movies:

Vampires in Brooklin, Condor Man, UHF, Jake the snake.

Television:

The golden girls, mommas family

Books:

Pump and dumpology, I wanna pump and dump your mom, pump and dump for dummies

Heroes:

Jake the snake