SaiNt ChriSTopHeR

My name's Chris and I'm a Crazy' Monkey-Robot, Yo! I like long walks on the beach, bathing with midgets and monster truck rallies. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. My favorite color is plaid and I play the kazoo. My neighbors have goats. My polyvinyl cowboy wallet was made in Hong Kong by Montgomery Clift! I once saw a video of a monkey washing a cat, that's CRAZY! I have a 5 inch taint. I don't like pants. Amoral, bawdy, blue, bodacious, breezy, crude, daring, dirty, earthy, erotic, filthy, foul, gross, groovy, hot, immodest, immoral, indecent, indecorous, indelicate, indiscreet, inelegant, juicy, lascivious, lecherous, lewd, lurid, naughty, obscene, off base, off-color, offensive, provocative, purple, racy, raw, ribald, salacious, salty, sexy, shady, sizzling, smart, smutty, spicy, suggestive, unrefined, vivacious, vulgar, wanton, warm, wicked and zesty. I tickle midgets. I make baby Jesus cry. For the break of your life...Push it to pop it! Rock it to lock it! Break it to make it! Let's TEAR IT UP!

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