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Hugh Jazz

Am I right side up, or upside down?

About Me


Im 31, living outside of Memphis Tn. Im good enough, Im smart enough, and I dont care if you like me. : ) Im an eccentric traditionalist. I want a nice little house with a picket fence in the middle of the jungle, miles from civilization, with a cell tower, and electricity. If I cant have cable tv, I want DSL high speed for my computer... and a home address so I can shop for stuff and ship it to my little house with the picket fence in the middle of the jungle. You can take the girl out of civilization, but you cant disconnect her from internet shopping.
This movie clip, and the song they sing during it, gives me chills.
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I have olive green eyes, and dark brown hair. Im fat and shrinking, Im tall and shrinking, and Im that kinda girl. One of my biggest faults is that I expect more (or better) out of people than most people are willing, or able to give. I can accept that, but disappointment is still, well... a disappointment. I still live by the motto a dear friend had quoted "If all else fails... a pig headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through.." I pray that I never settle for less, and I work hard for it... but I know life takes a lot of compromise. I am worth it, and I can afford it.

My Interests

Now all the simple things are simply too complicated for my life... How'd I get so faithful to my freedom? A selfish kind of life... when all I ever wanted was the simple things... a simple kind of life

Human Biology, Human Anatomy, Psychology, Picking my nose, Health and Happiness, Herbal remedies, Long walks on the beach, Shoving bamboo spears underneath my fingernails, Romantic candle lit dinners featuring E-coli bisque and a delicious under cooked Tapeworm Talapia, Comedy, Sappy movies, Scary movies, Casinos, Science museums, Designing my future home, Holding people underwater, and making sure I always pee on the mailbox higher than anyone else has. I like to read, but I cant remember a damn thing.... I like to play cards, go fishing, go camping, and I am a recovering stray animal keeper. Apartment life isnt exactly the place for that particular interest. But...one of these days, Im gonna move back to Virginia and have a groovy small scale 'funny farm' of my own, like when I was growing up.

Your Dominant Intelligence is Interpersonal Intelligence
You shine in your ability to realate to and understand others.
Good at seeing others' points of view, you get how people think and feel.
You have an uncanny ability to sense true feelings, intentions, and motivations.
A natural born leader, you are great at teaching and mediating conflict.

You would make a good counselor, salesperson, politician, or business person. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

I'd like to meet:



I finally met the one that took the picture below... So very awesome... like the photographs he takes. ..
Created by Crazyprofile.com .. Virgo

You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex. You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you. Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio
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Music:

I like all types of music... choosing what to listen to depends on my mood... and my mood is usually pretty mellow.

Your Birthdate: September 12
You are certain and confident when you choose to love someone.
Even though your romantic choices may be unconventional - you stand behind them.
Your friends never know you as well as a romantic partner does.

Number of True Loves You'll Have: 4

Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 1

You are most compatible with people born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, and 30th of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?

Movies:

Im mostly inclined to watch movies that are funny, scary, or sappy. A Christmas Story, 1984, Silence of the Lambs, Red Dragon, Hannibal Rising, The Zodiac, Seven, American Beauty, The Shawshank Redemption, Murphys Romance, To Wong Foo, Love Julie Newmar, The Green Mile, The Rivers Edge, Fried Green Tomatoes, Full Metal Jacket, Scarface, The Serpent and the Rainbow, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Steel Magnolias, The Godfather, The Jazz Singer (Dont laugh, Neil Diamond rocks), Oh Brother, Where Art Thou, The World According to Garp, Evil Roy Slade (Ha Ha), Miracle on 34th St (the old one), Terms of Endearment, American History X, The People vs Larry Flynt, Fight Club, One Crazy Summer, Blow, Benny and Joon, Whats Eating Gilbert Grape, Natural Born Killers, Kalifornia, Friday, Boys in the Hood, Boys on the Side, The Other Sister, Angel Heart, and The Color Purple. YOU SHOW IS UUUGLAY! AAAH HA HA HAA HAA!! And last but never least.... The Wizard of Oz. What would you do if you had a brain?

Television:

Grey's Anatomy, Family Guy, most things on Discovery Health, some things on the History Channel, TLC, That 70's Show, How I Met Your Mother, Two and a Half Men, Futurama, Good Eats, The Travel Channel, Discovery Home

Books:

Shel Silverstein, Tom Robbins, Dr. Phil to name a few. Ive taken a real interest in self-help books lately... and while I was reading one of the latest self-help manuals, I learned that I have several very serious issues. One of which is my fear of success. I know most of you probably disagree with me on that, but after weeks of contemplation.... digging deeply inside myself... scrutinizing every aspect of my behavior... Ive come to the conculsion that I AM afraid of being successful because doing so would seriously cut into my laying around time. I feel so much relief after coming to terms with my fear. Its like a weight lifted off my shoulders. Im gonna go take a nap.
You are a Self-Discoverer
You're not religious, but you've created your own kind of spirituality.
Introspective and thoughtful, you tend to look inward for the divine.
You are distrusting of all forms of organized religion.
You especially dislike religious gurus and leaders, who you feel are charlatans. What's Your Religious Philosophy?
Your Life Path Number is 7
Your purpose in life is to find truth and meaning
You are very spiritual, and you are interested in the mysteries of life.
You are quite analytical and a great thinker. You have many theories and insights.
A life of solitude is perfect for you. You need time to think and do things your way.
In love, you are quite charming. You attract many with your confidence and wit.
While you enjoy being alone, sometimes you take it to an extreme.
You can become too isolated, shutting out loved ones and friends.
Express yourself a little bit more, and you'll be surprised where it takes you! What Is Your Life Path Number?

Heroes:

My Mother and Father, My best friend Misty, My Brothers and their families, My Grandma and my extended family, my friends, the folks who hand their asses to the US Armed Forces under the pretense of "protecting our freedoms", even if it seems like the pencil pushers in charge are just trying to thin out the population a little. And to quote one of my friends... A real hero is someone who wakes up and goes to work every morning knowing that crime really DOES pay. Im sure there are plenty more people I should put here... but Ive become distracted....

My Blog

So there I was....

Quite a few years ago, I made the decision that having children would not be something I would do in my life. Although a part of me always wanted to have a child and be a part of this cycle of life, I...
Posted by Hugh Jazz on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 10:53:00 PST

Another ..shocking.. epiphany

I got a phone call today from a very dear friend... conversation swings from subject to subject as it usually does... somehow the topic came to murder, and the ramifications of the act.Abruptly, said ...
Posted by Hugh Jazz on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 11:39:00 PST

Dogs Philosophy

If you cant eat it or fuck it, piss on it and keep moving.
Posted by Hugh Jazz on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 09:52:00 PST

Theoretical question...

What do you think would happen if the entire world stopped having children for one solid year?Id love to hear what kind of ramifications you all think would happen if this were to take place.  ...
Posted by Hugh Jazz on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 06:26:00 PST

damnit

Why is it that all day long, I think of all these great things to blog about... but as soon as I sit down at my desk to write... My mind goes completely blank? Its crazy... these ideas run thru m...
Posted by Hugh Jazz on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 05:09:00 PST

Project Frankenbarbie

Well, I had my consultation with my plastic surgeon Thursday the 10th. I was a ball of nerves going in. My partner in crime (Misty) couldnt go with me to my consultation... She keeps me sane and shes...
Posted by Hugh Jazz on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 02:05:00 PST

DK

I will be there.     You cannot quit me so quickly, is no hope in you for me...no corner you could squeeze me, and I got all the time for you, loveThe space between, the tears we cry.....
Posted by Hugh Jazz on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 04:50:00 PST

My Dad

I broke out the digital cam this past weekend, and finally found the USB cable to the camera. While I was uploading pictures from the weekend, I noticed that I had taken a photograph of a photograph o...
Posted by Hugh Jazz on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:22:00 PST

Two weeks of Insanity

Soooo... the holiday season has arrived in full swing. Along with the holiday cheer comes the holiday cocksuckers. Yes... thats right. You know the kind of people who are too lazy to get a fucking job...
Posted by Hugh Jazz on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 10:50:00 PST

Life lessons in bad timing

Dont pick the wrong place at the wrong time to say the right thing to the right person.   Ill get it all together one day.
Posted by Hugh Jazz on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 02:58:00 PST