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"Any book is a kid's book if the kid can read. "
-Mitch Hedberg
"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class, especially since I rule." - Randal Graves, Clerks;
Doc - "I'm a pacifist"
Caboose - "You're a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker - "No, dude, that's a pedophile."
Church - "Tucker, I think he means a pacifier"
Tucker - "Oh yeah, right. Man, I was totally thinking about something else."
Church - "That's real classy, Tucker"
- Red vs. Blue
What is there to say about me? Well, I'm a smart ass, well, really just an ass, but I have my moments. I'm always trying to get a laugh out of someone, but most of the time I'm the only one who finds my shit amusing. My mind is always in the gutter, ask anyone who knows me. I really can't keep using the word I to describe me as I find it's really starting to get on my nerves, so I'll just go into third person mode. Frank has a tendency to drive fast. If Frank doesn't know you, Frank won't really talk to you as he is generally a shy guy. If Frank does know you then good luck getting him to shut up. Frank has mad ninja sneaking skills, but rarely puts them to the test. Frank likes to quote movies, tv, and stand up comedians waaay to much. Frank is also a comic book geek (as if you couldn't already tell by skimming over this profile). Frank is as bored of typing this as you are of reading it so he'll stop for now.
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