The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes
Why does Chuck Norris have a nightlight? He's not afrad of the dark.he darks afraid of him
Chuck Norris doesnt read. He stares a book down until he obtains the information he needs
The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy
Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body
Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
Cck Norris obtained his drivers licence at the age of 16. Seconds.
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