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Captain Clever [VIP]

chicken_monkey

About Me

my real name is ryan rigley. but in the munich circus i was known as the incredible nightcrawler. and people on aim know me as jakxthexstripper. the end.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

this guy:

Music:

nekromantix, the meteors, phenomenauts, the quakes, phantom rockers, guana batz, mad sin, demented are go!, batmobile, frantic flintstones, klingonz, asmodeus, rezurex, koffin kats, hellbillys, the cramps, coffin nails, demon city wreckers, formaldehydes, shark soup, the rocketz, stray cats, tiger army, bloodsucking zombies from outer space, the cryptkeeper five, three bad jacks, the matadors, the creepshow, zombie ghost train, calabrese, horror pops, the other, blitzkid, mister monster, zombeast, michale graves, american werewolves, shadow reichenstein, creature feature, world/inferno friendship society, leftover crack, choking victim, no cash, the mad conductor, the stupid stupid henchmen, adicts, rancid, misfits, cock sparrer, toy dolls, adam and the ants, crass, bad brains, guitar wolf, lower class brats, unseen, zero boys, the flatliners, sick of it all, aquabats!, anti-flag, briefs, vice squad, the blood brothers, megadeth, metallica, pantera, eagles of death metal, ozzy osbourne, gorillaz, gnarls barkley, electric six, the hives, the strokes, sum 41, red hot chili peppers, my chemical romance, ok go, modest mouse, spoon, the cure, mindless self indulgence, gym class heroes, ac-dc, queen, talking heads, electric light orchestra, foreigner, led zepplin, tears for fears, johnny cash, elvis presley, rolling stones, frankie valli & the four seasons, dion & the belmonts, stephen lynch, tenacious d, otis lee crenshaw, sean cullen, corky and the juice pigs, flight of the conchords, mc chris, mc p pants, sir loin, little brittle, almost every disney song, dethklok, the beets, the llama lords of science, ronnie matthews, the drake and josh theme song, the happy birthday song, car alarms, etc.

Movies:

napoleon dynamite, pootie tang, bubba ho-tep, the waterboy, billy madison, happy gilmore, eight crazy nights, little nicky, big daddy, wedding singer, the longest yard, clue, airplane, clockwork orange, taxi driver, the king of comedy, sin city, goodfellas, the warriors, the boondock saints, kung pow, ferris bueller's day off, boyz in the hood, reservoir dogs, pulp fiction, kill bill, from dusk till dawn, suicide kings, anchorman, mars attacks, beetle juice, edward scissorhands, donnie darko, fight club, requiem for a dream, running with scissors, batman, batman beyond:return of the joker, nightmare before christmas, the lion king, aladdin, beauty and the beast, the incredibles, good burger, the hey arnold movie, sling blade, rain man, forrest gump, airheads, american history x, halloween, a nightmare on elm street, child's play 2, american psycho, the shining, star wars: a new hope, star wars: the empire strikes back, star wars: return of the jedi, star wars: the phantom menace, star wars: attack of the clones, star wars: revenge of the sith, the mask, ace ventura:pet detective, ace ventura:when nature calls, liar liar, me myself and irene, the cable guy, dumb and dumber, how the grinch stole christmas, a series of unfortunate events, the truman show, man on the moon, beavis and butthead do america, south park (bigger, longer, and uncut), team america, cannibal the musical, baseketball, a night at the roxburry, dodgeball: a true underdog story, the life aquatic, bottle rocket, bill and ted's excellent adventure, the breakfast club, sixteen candles, shaun of the dead, big trouble, mystery men, zoolander, bad santa, scary movie, scary movie 2, scary movie 3, not another teen movie, malibu's most wanted, the ladykilllers, 40 year old virgin, wedding crashers, dogma, mallrats, clerks, jay and silent bob strike back, super troopers, club dread, beerfest, gremlins, gremlins 2, ghostbusters, small soldiers, goose feathers, duck soup, slither, v for vendetta, little miss sunshine, a scanner darkly, the illusionist, stranger than fiction, BORAT, night at the museum, 300, blades of glory, machete, planet terror, werewolf women of the s.s., don't, thanksgiving, death proof, aqua teen hunger force colon movie film for theaters, hot fuzz, let's go to prison, and monkey porn.

Television:

aqua teen hunger force, robot chicken, sealab 2021, harvey birdman, the brak show, squidbillies, frisky dingo, assy mcgee, 12 oz. mouse, venture brothers, tim and eric awesome show great job!, saul of the molemen, moral orel, home movies, metalocalypse, tom goes to the mayor, family guy, american dad, futurama, the simpsons, arrested development, the sopranos, flight of the conchords, seinfeld, south park, drawn together, freakshow, wanderlust, that 70's show, malcolm in the middle, [scrubs], king of the hill, beavis and butthead, celebrity deathmatch, where my dogs at?, jackass, the whitest kids u'know, the daily show, the colbert report, the andy milonakis show, reno 911!, stella, comedy central presents, comic remix, comedians of comedy, whose line is it anyway?, who wants to be a superhero, ghosthunters, MXC, the tick, rocko's modern life, ren and stimpy, hey arnold!, catdog, angry beavers, doug, billy and mandy, foster's home for imaginary friends, johnny bravo, dexter's laboratory, cow and chicken, courage the cowardly dog, fairly oddparents, jimmy neutron, spongebob squarepants, ned's declassified school survival guide, DRAKE AND JOSH, and monkey porn.

Books:

mein kampf, bigfoot's memoir

Heroes:

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My Blog

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Posted by Captain Clever [VIP] on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 08:17:00 PST

bigfoot's rock ballad

That Would Be Awesome music and lyrics by bigfoot   hey baby can you no see there a tear drop in me eye? hey baby can you no see you baking sadness pie? and it hot and it burn when i put it in me...
Posted by Captain Clever [VIP] on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 11:04:00 PST

GOOL

so on the cheeseburger wrappers they have little words written all over it to make it look better, like delicious and tasty and stuff. but then they have gool. right next to delicious. what the fuck d...
Posted by Captain Clever [VIP] on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 05:22:00 PST

my 5 year old brother made me laugh. oh em gee.

gussie (my brother): i want to play something me: ok. what do you want to play? ( trust me, hilarity insues ) gussie: i don't know. we should find barney so that he can punch us in the face. ( he said...
Posted by Captain Clever [VIP] on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 07:48:00 PST