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About Me

Aloha, I'm Cameron. I've been lied to and hurt, but I don't give a shit, I still want a girlfriend. I like all people, serious, funny, weird. I don't trust the government. I hate sarcasm (see what I did thur?). I'm love-able and cute. That's what they tell me anyway. I am a strict Hindu, I work for the middle eastern Muslim society, I work part time at Sea World, and I am a devout Satanist. I was raised by Barry Manilow in a backyard trailer park. I am a cult leader and we have meetings at the docks every Saturday. Gay people are the creation of Satan. If you are remotely different, you are stupid, weird, and gay. Obama is a Muslim and has a tattoo on his left butt cheek that says "Death to white people." He was born in Germany, raised as a Nazi, where he learned that the best way to lead a country was to abort fetuses. And now you know not to be so quick to believe something you read.


My Interests

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Ernie Ball is overated

My Blog

Addressing: Government corruption, the cure for cancer, hemp

That shit literally cures cancer. I have SOOOOOOOOOOO much fucking anger towards the government and the medical field. Fucking suits only worried about getting their own. Their fucking greed is cos...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jun 2009 09:25:00 GMT

Addressing Marijuana:

I don't smoke pot. But I support it. And here's why.      What the fuck did pot ever do to anyone? First of all it grows naturally and doesn't cause much harm. It doesn't cause people to act as stu...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Apr 2009 17:38:00 GMT

Emo

Emo as a genre is actually "emotionally charged punk rock."  Bands like Moss Icon, Cap'n Jazz, Rites of Spring, I Hate Myself, etc.  Nothing like Dashboard Confessional or My Chemical Romanc...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Dec 2008 02:54:00 GMT

Under Construction: Available 10/22/08

These calculations are mostly incorrect (mainly because I didn't include the seven clean animals that were taken on the boat).  But I was on the right track.Noah's arc is bullshit.itsx = numbe..r of s...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 02:51:00 GMT

Ive become enlightened in my own way.

Tonight has been a night of thinking.I've been thinking about the difference between Buddhism and Christianity.And the following is my philosophy.I would much rather deal with punishments from my acti...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 05:30:00 GMT

Summer 2008 memories

Music.top 3 songs.Dammit by Blink 182Your Guts (I Hate 'Em) by Reel Big FishLAX by Big D and the Kids Tabletop 3 bands.Reel Big FishBlink 182The Suicide Machinesmost memorable song.Careful by Gustermo...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:55:00 GMT

Typical myspace teenagers bedtime bulletin.

Getting off hoes!Going to bed! Text me bitches!Leave me love to wake up to!You all know I can't go to school without checking my myspace because I have nothing better to do.I redid my layout! Go loo...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 19:44:00 GMT

Blog Rant 5

So, I've taken the liberty today to explain to you how much I hate "scene kids."  Hey kids, lolz, im soooo hxc cooool :D O.o :/ ;D =D omg lykes fer sure maybe fer sure not!  lolz omfg lmfao ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:39:00 GMT

Weekly Blog Rant 4

Sorry I'm a little late guys.I've just been off and on myspace lately. This week, I would like to talk about myspace whores.In real life, off of myspace, you are probably a really cool person.  W...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 19:23:00 GMT

Weekly Blog Rant 3

Ok.  Why do people do the little hide your profile song code?Wtf is wrong with people?  I don't wanna hear your stupid rap songs.  I don't wanna hear teabag that hoe while I'm trying to...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 18:56:00 GMT