GALACTUS wields the immeasurable Power Cosmic and is one of the most powerful entities within the Universe; he has even been described as "the most powerful creature in the universe." [11] As such, Galactus is able to employ the limitless cosmic energies within him to produce nearly any effect he desires even masterbate with no hands!
GALACTUS is well endowed and is currently protecting the galaxies whiskey supplies from the deviant creature known only as "KARG" after being awoken from his million year slumber somewhere in space. GALACTUS has sex with his minions and heralds from time to time wich in turn kills them.
When not defending or threatening the galaxy, GALACTUS enjoys eating planets and dogging.
