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About Me

Well, hello there! I'm (a) Taryn, or, (2) Dori. I answer to either. (Thanks to Brit-brit.) I'm 19 years old, which isn't all that awesome. Not as awesome as turning 18, when you're not jail bait anymore, but you're not quite old enough to drink, legally. As much as I detest living here in Spotsy., I can't just quite bring myself to leave. Honestly, this place grows on you and not in like the bad-mold-you-need-to-take-a-shower-sorta way. I laugh at random and inappropriate things but... people still love me. You better love me, people. I go to college full time and have a part time job. Which just leaves me enough time to sit around and do lazy things. Or, if I'm feeling ambitious enough, bake. Technically, read the directions on the back of brownie packages and not screw up measurements or set the oven to the wrong temp. I'm allergic to the randomest stuff. Mainly, eggs and soy. But, if you plan to hang out with me, just cross rolling down a grassy hill off that list of activities. I have *the* most awesome friends ever! I honestly don't know how they put up with me on a (semi-)daily basis. If I had to associate with myself all the time, I would have committed mass murder already. I'm in a relationship with an amazing guy. He knows how to brighten my day! **I love you Gary!** I could really just go on forever with a list of fun stuff but... Feeling pretty lazy. I'll mostly likely, major possibility, add to this at some point. You want me for a friend, trust me. I'm pretty awesome. :]
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People that are not zombies. Anybody else is good. Unless you lack competent driving skills, then you can just go away.

My Blog

It's pretty sad...

Today, at work, while I was talking with another person I work with, I voiced that I would rather be a stripper than continue working for $7/an hour. Honestly, if I had a stripper body, which I am ver...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Feb 2009 19:42:00 GMT

After that...

After typing that last... I don't even wanna call it a blog... I think I'm just gonna sit here, listen to Killswitch Engage, and contemplate self injury. Contemplate being the keyword in that little m...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Dec 2008 06:15:00 GMT

Life sucks...

I'm totally just rant through this entire thing so... You can stop right now if you want. I just really feel the need to get this out there. [rant] I, for lack of a better term, hate life right now. I...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Dec 2008 04:42:00 GMT

Rant of.. its just a rant

Okay, why can't people understand the meaning of the word closed? When it's announced "we're closed. please bring your items to the front." It's just a polite form of saying "Bring your shit to the f...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Nov 2008 06:48:00 GMT

Bestest movie. Ever.

Kung Fu Hustle has to be the greatest movie. ever. Just finished it and I laughed through the whole thing. I recommend that, if you haven't seen, you make it your top priority to go watch it. ... I m...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:04:00 GMT

Ugh.

I hate living in the country. Living in the middle of nowhere isn't the bad part here. It's the rednecks. Honestly, all I want to do at noon on a friday is... sleep. But, can I do that? Hell. No. Beca...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Nov 2008 08:14:00 GMT

Why, oh why...

So, on my recent shopping trip to Target, I had to the need... the overwhelming urge to buy sanitary napkins. Oh hell, pads. I've always bought one specific brand, I don't know why. I just do. So, I w...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 02:56:00 GMT

Why does it hurt so much?

Sunburn, I mean? My back is freaking killing me. And can someone help me by putting aloe on it? Heck no, cause everyone is alseep when I come home from work. So... Thanks sun, thanks for being a pain ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 03:30:00 GMT

Last day of nothingness... for a while

With having a job now, I kinda expected to have a few, to almost no, days off. But now with the start of college, it seems like my life is just gonna consist of school and work... and absolutely nothi...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 23:59:00 GMT

Spending the day together...

So, since Steph is spending time here and Brit is still in Behind the Wheel, Steph went with me to this orientation crap at GCC. It was so boring that we left in the first 3 hours, went to get food, h...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 01:39:00 GMT