George Clooneys Back Pocket

___As it is known... In the beginning God said, 'Let there be GEORGE CLOONEY'S BACK POCKET', and on the eighth day, it was so. The earth was formless and empty. Darkness was over the surface of the deep. Then God created the back pocket. As it is written God put four strings on the trunk of a tree to create the bass of enlightenment. He then placed the hairs of a horse on an axe to create the guitar of wonder. He presented the instruments to His most magnificent creations Kevin and Oliver. With Kevin on bass and Oliver on guiter they made the best sounds ever heard by the ears of man. But something was awry. God made right the obstacle and sent some kid named Jason to create the pulse of life. But the one God sent sucked at double bass. The Back Pocket was very displeased. Jason begged, cried, moaned, and with much regret Jelly Bean Jason was admitted into the Pocket to become the third member. God granted The Almighty Oliver and Kevin of Dominance each 50% say in the group decisions and Jason has whatever is left over ...God then looked at his creation and thought all was good.