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Jack of All Trades

I am here for Friends

About Me

http://www.drivebytruckers.com/tourdates.html

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Uma Thurman, Quentin Tarantino, Steve Beschemi, Reggie Miller, Pat Tillman, Peyton Manning, Tom Clancy, Donald Rumsfield, Kim Jong Il (so I can whoop his punk-ass), Osama Bin Laden (so I can kill him by any and all means necessary), Eleanor Roosevelt, Steve Irwin, Amy, David and Paul "The Rooster" Sedaris. Oh, and Coach Paul "Bear" Bryant even though he'd probably kick my ass.and this guy...

My Blog

Golf

"A bad day golfing beats a good day working"Doesn't necessarily mean the day went well though.  For instance, why the fuck can't I hit the ball straight, all the time?  Why in the hell can't...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 20:45:00 GMT

Sitting In Class

If it weren't for my laptop and a wireless internet connection I would surely go crazy while sitting in class.  I can't even hear what the hell my professor is saying, so dry and so boring. ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 09:18:00 GMT

The Killers - Can You Read My Mind? ...video


Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:36:00 GMT

Check out this video: SUPER BOWL XLI

SUPER BOWL XLI Add to My Profile | More Videos
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 23:16:00 GMT

SUPER BOWL XLI...Dear Peyton

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXy9t9v9LzYGetting that Lombardi Trophy & SuperBowl Banner sure is going to look nice in our new stadium.  Take a big dump on the Bears, uh!
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 14:12:00 GMT

COLTS WIN AFC, ONWARD TO SUPER BOWL XLI

sing to the tune of 'The Witch is Dead' Ding Dong the Colts fucking win, the Colts fucking win Ding Dong going to the Superbowl, the Superbowl. Ding Dong I told you so, this is our year, I told you so...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 20:13:00 GMT

Tide Win at Buzzer

  Georgia 76 Alabama 78 Fucking awesome buzzer beater Mr. Ronald Steele.  I was there, I saw it all.  We had them right where we wanted them the whole game.  You are my hero.
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 14:28:00 GMT

Check out this video: Drunk Guy On Strip Getting DUI

Drunk Guy On Strip Getting DUIAdd to My Profile | More VideosThis shit is classic, happened right in front of us circa 0330 Saturday 13 Jan 2007. What a way to start the new semester huh?
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 10:54:00 GMT

BREAKING NEWS - Friend Tries To Fart But Sharts Instead

  ...so I know a guywho just the other nightwhen he tried to fart, all he did was shart I'd tell you his name, but that'd be wrong.  He doesn't even live in this state.  I did however m...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 19:38:00 GMT

Indy 9 Baltimore 3 at the half

Indy 9 Baltimore 3  Halftime Come on Indy.   Git R Done! and now some inspirational words compliments of a rolling tide... "I ain't never been nothing but a winner"  Coac...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 15:04:00 GMT