Hating Dolpins
Seriously, fuck dolpins.
Moshing my ovaries off, two steping, devouring sushi, lemonade, wishing I was rich like Master P, saying "holla holla" every two seconds, losing staring contests, thinking you are really cool, road rage, calling boobs "milkers", drinking Green Tea Frappuccinos every day of my life, thinking about women who grow beards in excess, drinking organic milk, hugging, wishing I could knife fight a transvestite and lose in a cloud of falling glitter, wishing I was trick-or-treating, working 100 hours a week, pretending I'm black, knowing how to say the alphabet backwards, thinking lame things are lame and declaring them to others, playing with my jungle of animals, making every situation awkward in a certain right, eating sushi, fighting innumerable armies of mythical beasts, wet t-shirt contests, high fives, hot moms, obsessing over the early century American mafia, and driving a g ride.
Fabian --
[adjective]:
Sexually stunning
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