*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: HARLEY STEWART
Date of Birth: 22/2/1986
Birthplace: AUSTRALIA
Current Location: CANBERRA(WOO HOO)
Eye Color: BLUE
Hair Color: BROWNISH
Height: 6'3"
Heritage: SCOTTISH
Piercings: BOTH SIDES OF MY LOWER LIP OR "SNAKEBITES" AS FUCKWITS REFER TO THEM
Tattoos: BOTH UPPER ARMS AND LOWER RIGHT ARM
Favourite:
Band/Singer: COME ON!!!! WHO DOESNT KNOW THIS ONE....H I M
Song: THE SACREMENT
Movie: SCARFACE OR THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS(HARD CHOICE)
Disney Movie: UUUUMMM.....ALADIN?
TV show: HEROS
Color: BLUE
Food: BEER
Pizza topping: BOCCINCHINI AND BAZIL
Ice-Cream Flavor: CHOCOLATE
Drink (alcoholic): BEER!!!
Soda: PINAPLE
Store: BETTER MUSIC
Clothing Brand: GALLERY SERPINTINE
Shoe Brand: EMERICA
Season: WINTER
Month: FUCK
Holiday/Festival: BEERHEIMOTH
Flower: ???? ROSE
Make-Up Item: EYE LINER
Board game: MONOPOLY(FOR SURE)
This or That
Sunny or rainy: SUNNY
Chocolate or vanilla: CHOCOLATE
Fruit or veggie: BEER
Night or day: NIGHT(I THINK IM NOCTURNAL)
Sour or sweet: SOUR
Love or money: LOVE
Phone or in person: IN PERSON
Looks or personality: BOTH
Coffee or tea: COFFEE!!!!......AND BEER
Hot or cold: COLD
Your:
Goal for this year: HAVE A FUCKING HOLIDAY!!! AND GET MY LICENCE BACE
Most missed memory: DUKE
Best physical feature: ????? LONG EYELASHES
First thought waking up: FUCKIN ALARM!!!
Hypothetical personality disorder: ????? YOU
Preferred type of plastic surgery: NONE
Sesame street alter ego: OSCAR THE GROUCH
Fairytale alter ego: SHREK???
Most stupid remark: I WISH I WAS A CIRCUS FREAK...THEN I WOULD BE COOL!!!
Worst crime: D.U.I
Greatest ambition: SYSTEM ADDICT FINALLY GETTING SOMWHERE
Greatest fear: THAT MY SHINS WONT WORK(PARAPHOBIA....I MADE IT UP)
Darkest secret: IM ACTUALLY A CENTEPEDE
Favorite subject: MUSIC
Strangest received gift: A BOTTLE OF PEPPERMINT ESSENCE AND A LOLLY POP
Worst habit: SMOKING
Do You:
Smoke: YES(LOVE IT)
Drink: YEAH....A BIT TO MUCH
Curse: ALL THE FUCKIN TIME....YA CUNT
Shower daily: ALMOST
Like thunderstorms: HELLZ YEAH
Dance in the rain: DONT DANCE...SORRY
Sing: YEAH IM GETTIN KINDA GOOD
Play an instrument: DRUMS, GUITAR,BASS GUITAR,PIANO(A BIT), BUTTON ACCORDION, AFRICAN DRUMS AND IM GUNNA LEARN TO PLAY THE BANJO AND THE VIOLIN
Get along with your parents: YEAH
Wish on stars: YEAH BUT IT NEVER WORKS
Believe in fate: YEBBERS
Believe in love at first sight: YES
Can You:
Drive: NOT FOR 6 MONTHS
Sew: NO
Cook: YEAH IM A PRETTY BANGING COOK
Speak another language: GOLLYWOG AND PIG LATURN COUNT???
Dance: NOT TO SAVE A HIPPOS ASS
Sing: GETTIN THERE
Touch your nose with your tongue: NO.....JUST TRYED....LOOKED LIKE A DICK ASWELL
Whistle: YEPPERZ
Curl your tongue: YESY
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: IM ALWAYZ GETTIN DRUNK
Been Stoned/High: YES, GAVE THAT SHIT UP LIKE 4 OR 5 YEARS AGO
Eaten Sushi: YEAH, ITS THE BOMB
Been in Love: I AM
Skipped school: PLENTY OF TIMES
Made prank calls: YEAH LOADS OF THE FUCKERZ
Sent someone a love letter: ?????? MABY DONT REMEMBER
Stolen something: PROBABLY
Cried yourself to sleep: MABY
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? BULL SHIT ARTISTERY
Are you right or left handed? BOTH
What is your bedtime? WHEN I FELL LIKE IT MOTHER FUCKER
Name three things you can't live without: DRUMS, BOOZE AND SMOKES(THAT WAS EASY)
What is the color of your room? OFF WHITE(LOOKS SHITOUSE)
Do you have any siblings? OLDER BRO
Do you have any pets? A FERRET AND A VERY PISSED OFF FISH
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? YEAH....CAN I KILL EVAN FOR A MILL???? PLEASE.....
What is you middle name? DONT AVE ONE
What are you nicknames? HARLS, GNARLY, OI COCK HEAD
Are you for or against gay marriage? NOT TOUCHIN THAT ONE WITH A 10 FOOT CLOWN POLE
What are your thoughts ..ion? BAD
Do you have a crush on anyone? NO
Are you afraid of the dark? NO
How do you want to die? SWALLOWING A BUNCH OF PILLS, WASING THEM DOWN WITH BEAM, JUMPING OFF A CLIFF WITH A ROPE TYED AROUND MY NECK AND SHOOTING MYSELF IN THE HEAD!!! (ALL AT ONCE)
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? ?????WHAT THE FUCK KINDA QUESTION IS THAT
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? YES
What is the last law you’ve broken? D.U.I
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: DARK
Eye color: ANY
Height SHORT
Weight AVERAGE
Most important physical feature: ???? NICE SMILE
Biggest turn-off SHAZZAZ
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