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HARLEY(AKA LANCE UPPERCUT)STEWART

I AM JACK'S COMPLETE LACK OF SURPRISE.....

About Me

OK SO THIS IS SIMPLE, I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE ABSOULOUTE LOVE OF MY LIFE, ERIN. I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD HAPPEN BUT IT HAS. AND I COULDNT BE HAPPIER. I LOOK AT MY LIFE AT THE MOMENT AND ITS PERFECT. I WOULDNT CHANGE A THING(EXCEPT I DONT HAVE A LICENCE AT THE MOMENT) BUT THATS ALL COOL I GET IT BACK IN NOVEMBER. I HAVE GREAT FRIENDS, THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS AND I PLAY A BAND WHICH I LOVE TO DEATH(SYSTEM ADDICT) WE REGULARLY PLAY THE CANBERRA SCENE TO TRY TO RE-VAMP WHAT USED TO BE A GOOD SCENE. WE ARE CURRENTLY RECOPRDING OUR FIRST FULL LENGTH ALBUM DUE OUT ROUGHLY NOVEMBER(ISH) SO IF YOU SEE A SYSTEM ADDICT POSTER OUT AND ABOUT COME SUPPORT THE LOCAL MUSIC SCENE WICH HAS SLOWLY BEEN DECLINING OVER THE YEARS. HAVE FUN, LOVE ONE ANOTHER AND LOVE LIFE......ALWAYS........ CHEERS AND BEERS!!!OH YEAH, AND WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE A LOBSTER
*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: HARLEY STEWART
Date of Birth: 22/2/1986
Birthplace: AUSTRALIA
Current Location: CANBERRA(WOO HOO)
Eye Color: BLUE
Hair Color: BROWNISH
Height: 6'3"
Heritage: SCOTTISH
Piercings: BOTH SIDES OF MY LOWER LIP OR "SNAKEBITES" AS FUCKWITS REFER TO THEM
Tattoos: BOTH UPPER ARMS AND LOWER RIGHT ARM
Favourite:
Band/Singer: COME ON!!!! WHO DOESNT KNOW THIS ONE....H I M
Song: THE SACREMENT
Movie: SCARFACE OR THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS(HARD CHOICE)
Disney Movie: UUUUMMM.....ALADIN?
TV show: HEROS
Color: BLUE
Food: BEER
Pizza topping: BOCCINCHINI AND BAZIL
Ice-Cream Flavor: CHOCOLATE
Drink (alcoholic): BEER!!!
Soda: PINAPLE
Store: BETTER MUSIC
Clothing Brand: GALLERY SERPINTINE
Shoe Brand: EMERICA
Season: WINTER
Month: FUCK
Holiday/Festival: BEERHEIMOTH
Flower: ???? ROSE
Make-Up Item: EYE LINER
Board game: MONOPOLY(FOR SURE)
This or That
Sunny or rainy: SUNNY
Chocolate or vanilla: CHOCOLATE
Fruit or veggie: BEER
Night or day: NIGHT(I THINK IM NOCTURNAL)
Sour or sweet: SOUR
Love or money: LOVE
Phone or in person: IN PERSON
Looks or personality: BOTH
Coffee or tea: COFFEE!!!!......AND BEER
Hot or cold: COLD
Your:
Goal for this year: HAVE A FUCKING HOLIDAY!!! AND GET MY LICENCE BACE
Most missed memory: DUKE
Best physical feature: ????? LONG EYELASHES
First thought waking up: FUCKIN ALARM!!!
Hypothetical personality disorder: ????? YOU
Preferred type of plastic surgery: NONE
Sesame street alter ego: OSCAR THE GROUCH
Fairytale alter ego: SHREK???
Most stupid remark: I WISH I WAS A CIRCUS FREAK...THEN I WOULD BE COOL!!!
Worst crime: D.U.I
Greatest ambition: SYSTEM ADDICT FINALLY GETTING SOMWHERE
Greatest fear: THAT MY SHINS WONT WORK(PARAPHOBIA....I MADE IT UP)
Darkest secret: IM ACTUALLY A CENTEPEDE
Favorite subject: MUSIC
Strangest received gift: A BOTTLE OF PEPPERMINT ESSENCE AND A LOLLY POP
Worst habit: SMOKING
Do You:
Smoke: YES(LOVE IT)
Drink: YEAH....A BIT TO MUCH
Curse: ALL THE FUCKIN TIME....YA CUNT
Shower daily: ALMOST
Like thunderstorms: HELLZ YEAH
Dance in the rain: DONT DANCE...SORRY
Sing: YEAH IM GETTIN KINDA GOOD
Play an instrument: DRUMS, GUITAR,BASS GUITAR,PIANO(A BIT), BUTTON ACCORDION, AFRICAN DRUMS AND IM GUNNA LEARN TO PLAY THE BANJO AND THE VIOLIN
Get along with your parents: YEAH
Wish on stars: YEAH BUT IT NEVER WORKS
Believe in fate: YEBBERS
Believe in love at first sight: YES
Can You:
Drive: NOT FOR 6 MONTHS
Sew: NO
Cook: YEAH IM A PRETTY BANGING COOK
Speak another language: GOLLYWOG AND PIG LATURN COUNT???
Dance: NOT TO SAVE A HIPPOS ASS
Sing: GETTIN THERE
Touch your nose with your tongue: NO.....JUST TRYED....LOOKED LIKE A DICK ASWELL
Whistle: YEPPERZ
Curl your tongue: YESY
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: IM ALWAYZ GETTIN DRUNK
Been Stoned/High: YES, GAVE THAT SHIT UP LIKE 4 OR 5 YEARS AGO
Eaten Sushi: YEAH, ITS THE BOMB
Been in Love: I AM
Skipped school: PLENTY OF TIMES
Made prank calls: YEAH LOADS OF THE FUCKERZ
Sent someone a love letter: ?????? MABY DONT REMEMBER
Stolen something: PROBABLY
Cried yourself to sleep: MABY
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? BULL SHIT ARTISTERY
Are you right or left handed? BOTH
What is your bedtime? WHEN I FELL LIKE IT MOTHER FUCKER
Name three things you can't live without: DRUMS, BOOZE AND SMOKES(THAT WAS EASY)
What is the color of your room? OFF WHITE(LOOKS SHITOUSE)
Do you have any siblings? OLDER BRO
Do you have any pets? A FERRET AND A VERY PISSED OFF FISH
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? YEAH....CAN I KILL EVAN FOR A MILL???? PLEASE.....
What is you middle name? DONT AVE ONE
What are you nicknames? HARLS, GNARLY, OI COCK HEAD
Are you for or against gay marriage? NOT TOUCHIN THAT ONE WITH A 10 FOOT CLOWN POLE
What are your thoughts ..ion? BAD
Do you have a crush on anyone? NO
Are you afraid of the dark? NO
How do you want to die? SWALLOWING A BUNCH OF PILLS, WASING THEM DOWN WITH BEAM, JUMPING OFF A CLIFF WITH A ROPE TYED AROUND MY NECK AND SHOOTING MYSELF IN THE HEAD!!! (ALL AT ONCE)
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? ?????WHAT THE FUCK KINDA QUESTION IS THAT
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? YES
What is the last law you’ve broken? D.U.I
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: DARK
Eye color: ANY
Height SHORT
Weight AVERAGE
Most important physical feature: ???? NICE SMILE
Biggest turn-off SHAZZAZ
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.....YO YO YO ANYONE WHO LIKES BLOODY GOOD MUSIC!!!!!!! CHEK OUT GIRL MEET GIRL!!!!!!!

My Interests

playing drums, skateboardn, anything metal,system addict, my lovely girlfriend Erin, life and loud noises that go BANG!!!I HAD TO DO THIS ONE!!! SOOOOO GEEKY!!!
Your Star Wars Name And Title
Your Star Wars Name: Harst Alcan

Your Star Wars Title: Tracho of Nire What Is Your Star Wars Name and Title? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
You scored as Rocker, Mosher, Your A Rocker!

Rocker, Mosher


95%

Goth


70%

Skater


60%

Trendy


20%

Prepy


15%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


10%

Emo


5%
What Group Are You? What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ect
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I'd like to meet:

vile valo,girl meet girl(those guys write music like no one else) jesus christ, buddy rich(R.I.P)bob dylan, jimi hendrix, dimebag, the crew from cirque de solee, a bum on the street, steve'o,amanda and brian from the dresden dolls, your mum

Music:

in no particulatr order....... H I M, girl meet girl,the dresden dolls, afi,the rasmus,Tool,manson,metallica(old metallica) hendrix,bullet for my valentine,arlo guthrie,the white stripes,jethro tull,greenday,pennywise,the hell city glamours,slipknot,trivium,mudvayne,the news,thr red paintings,IRON MAIDEN(GO THE TROOPER!!!)30 seconds to mars,dylan,NOFX,hinder,within temptation,DORO,opeth,the guy who wrote in the big rock candy mountains,the beatles,evanesence(COME ON. MY IMORTAL),system of a down, black sabbath,ozzy osbourne,sepultura,gwar,cinderblok,any canberra metal band,black flag,rob zombie,white zombie,millencollin,sum 41,frenzal rhomb,cat stevens,heart,incubus,the dave weckle band,jack johnson,the foo fighters,nirvana,queen,KISS,the darkness,tenatious d, in flames,pink floyd,anal cunt,reel big fish,THE CHERRY POPPI'N DADDYS!!!,DURAN DURAN,clapton,SYSTEM ADDICT(OF COURSE)seether, shit!!! to many to name OH YEAH. THE DRUMBASSIDORS

Movies:

scarface,the nightmare before christmas,boondock saints ,pirates of the carabian 1,2 AND 3,dirty deeds,pulp fiction,haggard,CHECK OUT THIS CLIP!!! ITS FUCKIN SICK

Television:

miami ink, the simpsons,futurerama,family guy,ice hockey(NHL),I BLOODY LOVE THIS CARTOON!!!CHECK THIS DUMBASS OUT!!! HELLA GOODI DONT KNOW WHAT....OR WHY THIS PELLICAN SHIT TRYED....WHAT EVER THE HELL IT WAS HE WAS TRYIN....BUT WE CAN ALL HAVE A GOOD LAUGH AT THE ESCALATOR ANIALATOR!!!

Books:

anything by j.r.r tolkien

Heroes:

VILLE VALO BRIAN VIGLIONEAMANDA PALMERSTICK..........MY CELEBRITY "LOOK ALIKES" WHO COMES UP WITH THIS SHIT???

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My Blog

A DECADE OF DRUMS

..> AFTER A DECADE OF THRASHING AND BASHING  AND GIG AFTER GIG AFTER GIG, MY POOR OLD DRUM KIT HAS SEEN BETTER DAYS.  SURE IT STILL LOOKS A MILLION BUCKS FROM A DISTANCE. BUT THE FACT O...
Posted by HARLEY(AKA LANCE UPPERCUT)STEWART on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 08:21:00 PST

WANKERS IN MY SHOP

OK NOW I KNOW PEOPLE COME INTO NEWSO'S AND HAVE A BIT OF A BROWSE. I EVEN DO IT WHEN I VISIT OTHER NEWSAGENCYS.  BUT THIS FUCK POT TODAY CAME IN AND STARTED READING THE PAPER RIGHT THERE ON THE P...
Posted by HARLEY(AKA LANCE UPPERCUT)STEWART on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 07:11:00 PST

I BUSKED AND MADE $8 AND 3 APPLES!!!

   YESTERDAY WAS ONE OF THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE!!!! WALKING THROUGH CIVIC PAST THE FOUNTAIN INFRONT OF THE CANBERRA CENTER, I SAW A BUNCH OF ABOUT 9 OR 10 GUYS AND GIRLS ONE TRYING TO JUGGL...
Posted by HARLEY(AKA LANCE UPPERCUT)STEWART on Fri, 25 May 2007 07:50:00 PST

TATTOO SHOW ROCKED MY SOCKS!!!

 SYSTEM ADDICT HAD THE CHANCE TO PLAY THE FIRST SOUTH CANBERRA TATTOO AND BIKE SHOW!!! IT WAS SUPER SWEET. SICK TATS EVERYWHERE AND EVEN SWEETER RIDES!!! ITS THE DAY AFTER AND ALREADY I CANT WAIT...
Posted by HARLEY(AKA LANCE UPPERCUT)STEWART on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 05:20:00 PST

THE INTELECTUAL RAMMAFICATION OF THE HUMAN MIND

  AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOTHERFUCKEN SHIT SPLATTER ON A TURKEY PLATE 6 TIMES SINCE NEW YEARS FUCKEN CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT AAAAAGGHHHHH MOTH...
Posted by HARLEY(AKA LANCE UPPERCUT)STEWART on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 06:25:00 PST

NOT HUNGOVER!!!

HOLY FUCKING JEEPERS CREEPERS!!! its sunday morning AND I FEEL GOOD!!!, i went to a 20th and a 21st last night and i didnt get drunk!!! well i kinda did i had like 4 longies, some fuckin foul punch wh...
Posted by HARLEY(AKA LANCE UPPERCUT)STEWART on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 04:56:00 PST

SOME PEOPLE I TELL YOU WHAT!!!

oh my freaking god some people are as dumb as fucking dog shit!!! this lady walks into my shop about 5 mins ago ok, and asks me if we sell.....are you ready for it???........SPARK PLUGS!!!  what ...
Posted by HARLEY(AKA LANCE UPPERCUT)STEWART on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 05:23:00 PST

ON IT AGAIN!!!

well well well, once again i have proved myself wrong!!! im at work hungover like a ox...AGAIN!!!   the whole idea of not drinking flew out the cats ass about 20 minuets after i finished wor...
Posted by HARLEY(AKA LANCE UPPERCUT)STEWART on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 01:22:00 PST

on the slosh

oh my god i feel so shoit house!!! i hit the slosh so hard last night, now im at work feeling worse than a smashed crab.  i dont even really remember how i got home last night... no drinks 4 harl...
Posted by HARLEY(AKA LANCE UPPERCUT)STEWART on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 05:51:00 PST