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Cornflake

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

Orange Cat. Boston, bitches. Lost my genitals in a horrible smelting accident. To be specific, a laser roasted my testicles like they were peanuts. Time traveler. so god damn handsome. Forgot to mention that I am a space cadet. I also like eating dust bunnies. Even though my testicles are fried, I frequently engage in sex acts with my sister. That's right, my fuckstick is still functional, though I am still missing that certain "spunk."Also, this doubles as a profile for Justin McGowan

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My mother. I was torn away from her at such an early age, I never really knew her. Also, those who are one of the following: The poet. The physician. The farmer. The scientist. The magician and the other so called Gods of our Legends...though Gods they were. Nikita Khrushchev so he can sign my yearbook. CHUDs. Happy people. Insomniacs. The Star Wars Kid. Japanese Robots. People who think Ray Conniff is the bees' knees. Fraggles. Coffee addicts. Don Knotts. Radio personalities/lackies/interns. That one emo scenster girl who was able to sing Laura Brannigan's "Gloria" drunk at karaoke. Audiophiles. Bridgette Kerkove. Poor demented honkies. Bigfoot. Fellow indie film junkies. Pirates. The guy who put the bomp in the bomp-a bomp-a bomp and the guy who wrote the book of Love. Sana Fey. Paranthetical thinkers (you know who you are). People who say "eye-talian". Anyone who knows the difference between ketchup and catsup. Captain Crunch. Are you looking to increase your friend count? Are you a creepy Girl Collector and want a male in your friend list so girls don't think you're a perv? Are you new and just want someone on your list? Are you a spammer from Malaysia and want to send me viagra spam? Are you ugly and put up a pic of someone else on your profile? Are you a hipster who has an obligatory arm in camera shot picture on your profile? Do you have a box with a red x in it on your profile picture? Are you a 13 year old girl who has creepy older guys trying to get into your pants? Are you a fruit, vegetable, or mineral? Do you have a profile that screws up people's computers? Do you got a indie, R&B, rap video playing on your profile? Does your profile turn my arrow cursor into a raver fairy? Do you have a picture of yourself taking a picture of yourself in the mirror? Need some members for your MySpace group? Want someone to be part of your MySpace band's website? Got no chest and just scrunch up skin so it looks like you have cleavage therefore making horny man-childs and closet pedophiles add you? If you're breathing....ADD ME! Please note that if you are bipolar or manic depressive....you will get wet

My Blog

Unfortunately

Unfortunately, it appears that my owner is moving to Lynn, MA.  He will be missed.  Davis, as he's known on Myspace, has been a great friend to me.  He has allowed me to sleep on his be...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 01:07:00 GMT

Are you talking to me?

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Cornflake insteaddecided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.Cornflake once roundhouse kicked someone so hard t...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 10:12:00 GMT

Friday, 4:37pm

According to my owner, today is Friday the 13th.  I could give two glory fucks what day it is.  My daily mission is simple.  12 am-4am, run around the house at top speed, occasionally ...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 15:20:00 GMT

Why I hate PETA and fucking hippies

7 Facts you DIDNT know about PETA! 7 Things You Didn't Know About PETA1) PETA president and co-founder Ingrid Newkirk has described her groups overall goal as total animal liberation. This means ...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 11:34:00 GMT

Thursday, 10:51am

I often reflect on my life thus far.  I have never been outside, except for on visits to the place with the cold metal tables and the guy that shoves a stick up my anoose.  I hate that. ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jul 2005 10:51:00 GMT

Monday, 2:52 pm

I think I have a solid case of the Mondays.  I can't sleep all that well because my sister is in heat.  You might be thinking hooray for me, but due to the fact that I am fixed, I do not hav...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Jun 2005 11:52:00 GMT

Wednesday, 4:44 pm.

Rain.  I don't understand it. 
Posted by on Wed, 25 May 2005 13:44:00 GMT

Thursday, 1:53pm

I have been stalking my sister for several days now. I feel that it is only a matter of time before she realizes that she will succumb to her innermost desires and ravish me for one full day. I have...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Apr 2005 10:53:00 GMT