My mother. I was torn away from her at such an early age, I never really knew her. Also, those who are one of the following: The poet. The physician. The farmer. The scientist. The magician and the other so called Gods of our Legends...though Gods they were. Nikita Khrushchev so he can sign my yearbook. CHUDs. Happy people. Insomniacs. The Star Wars Kid. Japanese Robots. People who think Ray Conniff is the bees' knees. Fraggles. Coffee addicts. Don Knotts. Radio personalities/lackies/interns. That one emo scenster girl who was able to sing Laura Brannigan's "Gloria" drunk at karaoke. Audiophiles. Bridgette Kerkove. Poor demented honkies. Bigfoot. Fellow indie film junkies. Pirates. The guy who put the bomp in the bomp-a bomp-a bomp and the guy who wrote the book of Love. Sana Fey. Paranthetical thinkers (you know who you are). People who say "eye-talian". Anyone who knows the difference between ketchup and catsup. Captain Crunch. Are you looking to increase your friend count? Are you a creepy Girl Collector and want a male in your friend list so girls don't think you're a perv? Are you new and just want someone on your list? Are you a spammer from Malaysia and want to send me viagra spam? Are you ugly and put up a pic of someone else on your profile? Are you a hipster who has an obligatory arm in camera shot picture on your profile? Do you have a box with a red x in it on your profile picture? Are you a 13 year old girl who has creepy older guys trying to get into your pants? Are you a fruit, vegetable, or mineral? Do you have a profile that screws up people's computers? Do you got a indie, R&B, rap video playing on your profile? Does your profile turn my arrow cursor into a raver fairy? Do you have a picture of yourself taking a picture of yourself in the mirror? Need some members for your MySpace group? Want someone to be part of your MySpace band's website? Got no chest and just scrunch up skin so it looks like you have cleavage therefore making horny man-childs and closet pedophiles add you? If you're breathing....ADD ME! Please note that if you are bipolar or manic depressive....you will get wet