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warren

I am here for Dating and Serious Relationships

About Me

i have two shells. mostly i wear the small one, to show off my claw.hey ladies. i like to lounge in my sponge and crawl on up my wire fence. y'know, whenever the mood strikes. i also like to ride around in rebecca's palm. oh, and i hate red, but i'm not afraid of heights.

My Interests

pinching. making crabcakes for birthday parties! watch Maury Povich.

I'd like to meet:

other claw-ed folk. Sebastian. crabby appletons. Poseidon.

Music:

Reggae.

Movies:

The Little Mermaid. that lady was hot, yo.

Television:

The View. Guiding Light.

Books:

10 Ways to Not Get Cooked

Heroes:

Rebecca Carolyn.