Julie [panty raid]

I hope you're as happy as you're pretending
REMEMBER MY NAME, YOU'LL BE BITCHING ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU HATE ME LATER
Who's always there for you?
Myself.
I never leave my side.
As your will is bent and broken and every vision has been cast into the wind, as your courage crashes down before your eyes, don't lay down and die.
I don't try or pretend to be complex or complicated, I'm just confusing.
I am clay in the hands of others.
I let my emotions rule me, and there's no hiding when I'm upset or angry, my eyes tell the tale.
I don't mind people who gender bend. And I believe that love isn't defined by vagina or penis. I'm not good at pretending that I am what I'm not; whether it be my emotions or who I am as a person, it's a struggle to have to hide who you are, and I don't like struggling.
I have the worst body image issues of any slim girl you've ever met, I hate everything about the way I look, and don't want/expect compliments from you, seeing how your opinion isn't going to change mine.
I have a thing for burgers, they're my favorite food, I almost always order one no matter where I go to eat, could very well be my downfall.
I will bend over backwards to make you like me. I care what you think, I always have and lucky for you I always will.
I love being able to make people laugh, it's my gift and I like to share it as often as I can.
Love is patient, love is kind, it does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud, it is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered and it keeps no record of wrongs.
I guess this guy's name is Bill and he's Korean Joe's friend. Either way, clearly a genius.
Megan (9:02:34 PM): i got so drunk the other night i dont remember shit
Me (9:04:16 PM): I got so high tonight I don't remember dinner.
Megan (9:04:26 PM): thats a fucking riot
Me (9:04:36 PM): Just tell your boyfriend's parents you didn't remember Red Soxs conversation because you were high, they'll understand.
Megan (1:52:48 AM): it happend yesterday. she has asked meback like 3 times and i refused. ppl dont seem to think im serious. i am. she ended our last conversation with "fuck you cunt" so. yea. she can spread her herpes infested cunt to as many dirty niggas as she wants. i dont care.
Joe (12:02:42 AM): I bet you slob a good knob.
Me (12:02:44 AM): uhhh
Joe: (12:02:47 AM): For quarters.
Me (12:02:47 AM): yeah I do
Me (12:02:51 AM): for free!
Joe (12:02:56 AM): DUH!
Rob (10:24:11 PM): A valtrax comercial said 1 in 5 people have herpes.... dont like dem odds stay with me forever
Me (3:34:58 PM): ohh touch me where I just recently started bleeding from Megan, ohhh.
Me (3:35:02 PM): says the 15 year old.
Megan (3:35:08 PM): EWWWW
Megan (3:35:10 PM): ure gross
Megan (3:35:13 PM): yucky
Me (3:35:24 PM): I just laughed so hard I ALMOST peed.
Megan (3:35:33 PM): LMAO
Me (3:50:50 PM): its blasphemy to be a homo.
Megan (3:50:59 PM): not in my world.
Me (3:51:18 PM): I know.
Me (3:51:28 PM): Everyone who's straight is blasphemous in your world.
Megan(3:51:46 PM): yes. and every hot girl that sleeps with a guy is blasphemous in my world too
Me (3:52:12 PM): Should I sacrifice a sheep for forgiveness?
Megan (3:52:54 PM): LOL no. just smoke a joint or drink a beer, and say ten hail mary's and ull be all set
Me (3:53:20 PM): HAHA!
Rob:i look at it as a last resort
Me :And I'd die of broken heartedness.
Rob : we'd make it
Me : You'd make it with a dead girl?
Big Mike!: naww, it's all natural, angelina jolie had her lips changed to match urs
Me: Well. Shave and put the lotion on.
Megan: yea. i know. just like you taught me
Me: It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the crabs again.
Me: Oh man, my world just fell apart like Jenga.
Kelsey: i keep secrets..
Kelsey: -listens with hand up to ear-
Me: I eat mayonnaise straight from the jar.
Me:Canada.
Me:They have weird bacon there.
Andrew: yeahh.. this world is an ugly place it would be so horrible to lose something such as yourself.
Me: But remember...if it's a girl...
Rob: Mcdonald's will have a new baby!
Nigel: Did You Know 54% of Aborted Fetus's are The Size of A Baseball?
Katie: He also said that I was a "junior Kristen"
Me: INSULT TO INJURY!
Me (4:02:58 PM): Haha, oh man! It DOES burn when you pee, doesn't it!
Megan (4:03:16 PM): LOL no i have a special creme to help me with that
Me (4:03:28 PM): all those warts on your pee hole.
Me (4:03:35 PM): Ew that's as graphic as I'll ever get.
Megan (4:06:15 PM): ure an asshole. i should beat u with a wet noodle
Me (4:06:30 PM): I should beat you with Valtrax.