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T to the I to the T to the O

No, I am not Mark Consuelos.

About Me

You were looking for a way to change your life. You could not do this on your own. All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you want to look, I fuck like you want to fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Frankly, I’m not going to write anything about myself. The way I see it, the only way you get to know someone is by spending time with that person. If you have time to do that then I’ll be happy to share things with you. Don’t judge me by looking through “myspace” friends. I know you are. It’s cool you’re only human. I love women and guess what? I like to look at them too. I would especially like to see the girls that have breath-taking heineys. Most of these beautiful girls I never met. Come to think of it, I think I only know 1/8 of these chicks. I’m a guy that always seems to be misunderstood. I guess I need to work on my writing and communication skills. I love the word bitch. It has a certain pitch to it. Don’t worry, I’m not going to call you bitch, so chill out bitch (ok maybe just ones). Oh yeah, I love peanut butter (this is a hint of being random). Here are some reasons why you should choose me to be your space friend.
1. I can hook you up with a BIG FAT Californian avocado.
2. I can make most people laugh.
3. I was born with perfect bone structure.
4. I have stamina and control. I’m talking about running long distance and controlling my breathing you fuckin pervert.
5. I can hook you up with embroidered towels. Just tell me what size, color and type of writing.
6. I can make a mean field rat stew.
7. I can't sing, but I'll do it anyway.
8. I'm tall, dark and wierd.
9. I’m not romantic, but for some reason girls think different.
10. I'm a dork and I don't mean a whales' penis.
11. I have a good heart.
12. I give the best hugs.
13. I can make pan-cakes.
14. Did I mention that I was born with perfect bone structure.
One last thing, if you are looking for a boyfriend then I'm not your guy. That is the way it is, I'm sorry.
Me give my heart to a woman?
Not for nothin, never happen
I'll be forever mackin
Heart cold as assassins, I got no passion
I got no patience
And I hate waitin..
Jay-Z, you rock

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Will FerrellMORGAN FREEMANTHE BEAUTIFUL ADRIANA LIMAKelly Hu?

Music:

Foo fighters, Greenday, Rage Against The Machine, U2, No Doubt, Nickelback, Louis Armstrong, Metallica, Frank Sinatra, Korn, Brian Mcknight, Aerosmith, Coldplay, Damien Rice

Movies:

Let me just start with, I hate "The Notebook." I like any movie that has Will Ferrell. These are my favorite: Shrek, The Green Mile, Forrest Gump, A River Runs Through It, Pulp Fiction, Full Metal Jacket, Rudy.

Television:

The Sopranos

Books:

"Advertisements have them chasing cars and clothes, working jobs they hate so they can buy shit they don't need. We are the middle children of history, with no purpose or place. We have no great war, or great depression. The great war is a spiritual war. The great depression is our lives. We were raised by television to believe that we'd be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars -- but we won't. And we're learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed-off." -Tyler in the movie "Fight Club."

Heroes:

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