Miss Hol·ly·wood (hÅl'Ä“-wÊŠd')
A straight forward independent woman that’s a go getta and knows how to hold it down by any means necessary! Ladies check yo status and get your weight up, if you tryin’ to roll like a DIVA like ME! Being a Real Southern Hollywood Diva ain’t easy!
Hollywood’s check list:
House on tha hill ~ OWN that~ (this does not include renting)
Landscaper ~ got that ~
Car ~ got 2~
Job ~got 2 jobs and own a business and still ain’t working hard~
Personal stylist ~got that~
Nail Tech ~got that~
Personal trainer ~got that 3 times a week~
House Keeper ~got that weekly~
Money in tha bank ~ KEEP that~
Kids (optional) ~ got 2 and they stay as fly as mommy at all times~
Favorite mottos:
#1 You do you and I’ll do me, Miss Hollywood…. You could never be!!
#2 Do what you do, but watch my shoes!!
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Major pet peeves:
#1 Financially challenged MEN!
#2 Ignorant women who support financially challenged men.
#3 People who hate to see others doing good and try to bring them down or put them down.
Note to self: Relying on a man may get you the things that you want, but being able to keep the shit when he’s gone is the problem. Never depend on a man to hand feed you…. Cause when he’s gone, you need to be able to feed your damn self. BOTTOM LINE… be independent and tell that nigga to match that! If he’s not on your level or better, you don’t need him because he’ll bring you down!! Hollywood might fall short of love every now and then, but never falls short of money!!
Note to sideline hoes: You are temporary!! You are on the sideline for a reason. My suggestion to the ones that think it is okay to be on the side because he’s holding it down, stack your paper and find you a new investment because he is going to eventually leave your tired ass alone and your cash flow is going to cease if you are not prepared. (Either by the feds or another bitch better than you at that particular time!!)
Free note: Keep a PLAN B.
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