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Alana

Sunshine and Lollipops

About Me

Never sure what to write in these things without making myself sound fabulous!! lol Well i live in milton keynes am more ladette then lady, and am a veterinary nurse in the making, i have a fab group of friends who like me like to drink, (a lot!) so thats how i spend all my time and money!!
Your Hair Should Be Orange
Expressive, deep, and one of a kind.
You pull off "weird" well - hardly anyone notices. What's Your Funky Inner Hair Color?

My Interests

Socialising of all types

I'd like to meet:

I would love to meet anyone with enough money for me to shop all day! Famous people wise the usual girly suspects Mr. Depp, Mr. Pitt
Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... mysterious
Your hugs are... to die for
Your eyes... burn into my heart
Your touch is... awakening my heart
Your smell is... beautiful
Your smile is... encouraging
Your love is... unique

Music:

Anything really i can have a bop too

Movies:

So many, i love nightmare before christmas, Forrest Gump, and Green mile is great, and freddy got fingered is great. Im also really in to my slashy horrors, saw and hostel being my fave

Television:

most of the time whatever is on, its mostly shit these days

Books:

Reading BillBryson at themo, but the dave Pelzer books are good reading

Heroes:

Apart from those in my familly which have been so brave, esp over last few years, i think wonderwomanis brilliant!!!

My Blog

Again, the randomness of the net

  Woof woof! You're a Retriever! No bones about it, you're a popular, fun-loving Golden Retriever. Adored by all and too cool for school, you're extroverted and enthusiastic. Your magnetic p...
Posted by Alana on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:05:00 PST

National wanker day

I have decieded that today is national wanker days. Young blokes who think because they wear a suit they are better than you. Well YOU AINT! So you can go home to you empty flat and wank over the fact...
Posted by Alana on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 09:50:00 PST

Ohh childhood

I miss the 90s!!!!! REMEMBER THE DAYS... Before the MySpace AND Hi5 frenzy. Before the Internet & text messaging. Before mp3's & iPods. Before Paris Hilton. Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX. Befor...
Posted by Alana on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:32:00 PST

Beware of the dog

This week i was almost brutally mutated by an angry dog, I now appear to have been fighting with mike tyson! So if any of you see me out and about, i havent been beaten up by the dog, i won, although ...
Posted by Alana on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 11:40:00 PST

I HATE VAUXHALLS

NEVER BUY A VAUXHALL!!   Nothing but trouble!!!!
Posted by Alana on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 01:21:00 PST

FLUSH THEM GOOD!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN_tHhHSLP4  (i am not anti semitic, its just fucking funny!!)
Posted by Alana on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 11:19:00 PST

WHY??

Is it only me who thinks that all spiders are out to get us?? They are taking over the world!!!!!!!!!       &nbs p;        &nb...
Posted by Alana on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 11:09:00 PST

random-ness from the shmirnoff

www.burntfaceman.com
Posted by Alana on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 12:49:00 PST

i love how raqndom the internet is!!!!

http://search.lycos.co.uk/searchframe.html?url=http%3A%2F%2F www.jokesunlimited.com%2F&query=funny+quizzes...
Posted by Alana on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 07:22:00 PST

WHY!?!?!?

WHY HAVENT MY HAMSTERS HAD THEIR SPROGS YET?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?            ...
Posted by Alana on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 11:47:00 PST