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clay

About Me

Hello. Welcome to the myspace. Thankyou for taking the time to accidently come across this page. I hope you find it as inspiring and imaginative as the page you came from.

Im 30, single and looking for the right person to call home.

If you like what you see please contact me.

I am a poet of many years, having successfully rhymed orange with silver in a poem entitled "Slut".

I have been told that I look a bit like a monkey. Hopefully this is something you will find appealing, although my hair is receeding. I am what you might call a semi-naked ape.

Well until we meet in person I wish you all the best and look forward to receiving your credit card details.

Thank you.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People with someone elses teeth. Anybody who can prove that they have died and come back to life. A man who is stronger than a whale.

My Blog

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