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Captain Fuckwit

About Me

Formal invite to all who read: join the PTFC: Pissed Twat Fuckwit Crew. All ya need is a white vest an a marker pen oh and ye must be christened at midnight by pouring cider on ya head and sniffin a big line of the horse tranx. Mooey! Mooey! Mooey! ------------------------------------------------------------ -- Anyhow... Live London, Liecster and Brizzle (got the wonderlust me boy) Probably see me at a gig or in a church gigglin at the mass WHo the fuck speaks latin anyhow, and them preists do wear them funny robes (the church guy kept on kissing his scarf like a pissed up chelsea fan...not my cup of tea, but then again most preists dont like punk cider and ket so we're even) umm dont know what to put next... oh shit theres all these other boxes... hmm better put some words in there too (life's dead ard aint it mateyboy)??

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

oooh tough one... umm ya mum obviously but barrin that anyone with a nice comfy sofa or floor who ocassionally feeds me (drugs booze or food im not fussy), with limitless paitience for a pissed twat fuckwit, no scratch that with love for a pissed twat fuckwit. Punks Monks Junkies and skunx i dont care as long as your not a narrow minded cunt who cant think outside the box... or lick it

My Blog

PTFC foriegn phrase book

yes yes people i thought id waste some time by compiling a phrasebook for travlin ptfc crew i have selected some of the most important forin phrases that you will need in europe and abroad (p.s. this ...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 07:20:00 GMT

some words from englands greatest poet, ailester crowley

To pee or not to pee: that is the question:Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to sufferthe slings and arrows of outrageous strictureOr to take arms against a close urethraAnd by abscission, end it? To fu...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Nov 2008 09:06:00 GMT

some drunken poetry straight from the jazz club hey nice

We are the nightwe slip between the cracks and slime along drifting aimlessly but with motion and solidarity we are not like you we have different morals and codes but yet we are still the same. We do...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 00:08:00 GMT

cracker lacker ding dong

Haha spent christmas in hospital with a fat cyst on my arm woo that was a giggle fuckin docs had to slice me open still plenty of coeidene to make things all wobbly. see kids being a scabby basta...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 17:27:00 GMT

Bored Bored Bored Boreditty Bored Bored BOred

Im bored liecster is shite had to be up at 6 this mornin to help this miserable bastard of a farmer fix fences still 5 pound an hour cash in hand cant complain can thee cant sleep too used to sof...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:21:00 GMT