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Bernard

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About Me

Hello Ladies and the other ones...My name is Bernard and i am retired war veteran. I recently got a part time job as a tour guide in Prague but i was told i drink and swear to much! The BASTARDS! Well any way i currently do nothing unless i feel abit friskey where i will pop some viagra pills and find the nearest thing with a pulse! Oh and i also sit outside burger king for some change if my money gets a bit tight! My bestfriend that isnt dead yet is Bill and i love him longtime. I listen to war songs to remind me of all the good and bad times in my life.BERNARD

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My Interests

Cleaning my groin. Scaring little children and drinking with BILL.

I'd like to meet:

Any one for sex! If not The Pope.

Music:

Anything pre 1949! All this modern shit is all noise to me!

Movies:

WAR FILMS ONLY. And Saving Private Ryan is shit i took on the whole German Army on all on my own!

Heroes:

Margret Thatcher! and the Queen