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About Me

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In exile from East Lancs

So Mothers keep your girls at home
Don't let them journey all alone
Tell them this world is full of danger
And to shun the company of strangers
O poor Mary Bellows



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My Blog

0A?874O9 Vegan baking - Chocolate biscuits in memory of Michael Jackson...

Want chocolate biscuits?No cash to buy biscuits?Can't be bothered robbing the shop again?Lazy and can't be bothered to leave the house/talk to folk?I FINALLY found a Vegan chocolate biscuit recipe whe...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Jul 2009 10:42:00 GMT

Love it love it love it!

I wrote this the other day when I was on my way to Belgium:I love travelling. love it love it. especially on trains. you pass from country to country, and although you see the differences, it's also e...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jun 2009 09:21:00 GMT

Fuck it, I quit.

When I was young, I cleaned in High Schools, I packed biscuits in a factory, I folded and stamped drawings for £3 per hour. I left these jobs because I quite like using my brain, and it turned to mush...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:37:00 GMT

Being infringed

Well, not so much 'infringed', but when you hear about musicians getting annoyed when their shit gets used without asking. I'm not feeling like that, since I think you have to be 'cool' and 'professio...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 06:02:00 GMT

The dangers of foreign language tattoos - as gaelige

We've all heard of people having bad Chinese symbol translations etc, but I'm glad I've done a bit of research before visiting the tattooist this timeNow, like anyone else, I've a few tattoos. I only ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Apr 2009 17:25:00 GMT

Bundesliga - the only future for English football

A fortnight ago, I inadvertently ended up in Bremen. 3 bad things happened within 48 hours, and I needed to get back to England as fast and cheaply as possible. So, I booked new flights and had to tr...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Apr 2009 11:31:00 GMT

Other people's children

I love kids, but I don't have any of my own as I don't have the time to look after them. Nor would it seem do a lot of other people. I was walking home from the shops, and a young girl, about 10 years...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Apr 2009 13:57:00 GMT

Boycotting Earth Hour to save the environment, and emailing Duffy

Yes, I really should get some work done, but before I do, I decided to get on my high horse today.This was prompted by an email update from the killer coke campaign, and by seeing the artist Duffy sta...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Mar 2009 07:54:00 GMT

The best SMS I've had all year...

My mate has just sent me a message:"Yo, fancy a drink in Carpe on Sunday? Nobby's got sham69 playin (whoever they are), and there's quite a few goin"If any old punks ever wanted testament that their l...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Feb 2009 03:48:00 GMT

Join this facebook protest group my arse...

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Posted by on Fri, 27 Feb 2009 03:19:00 GMT