Lola Carmen Listerine - ProfilesArchive

About Me

A weird clash of gawth, punk, and god only knows what that is over there, Lola has set out into the world to make her fortune. She has yet to do anything terribly interesting. Probably for the best, really... She's hopelessly in love with her friend Tracy(in a completely platonic sense, of course). She enjoys music, movies, and books, like most people. She's not such a fan of candlelit dinners, though. Her dreams and aspirations are sporadic and not anything you should put any stock in. Someday she might choose to settle but very unlikely due to a horrible case of Restless Feet Syndrome, that she obtained at a very young age. To date, the longest amount of time that she's spent in any one place is a record 7 years. Other interests include working in retail, meeting people at random that she will, more likely than not, never see again, unless in a court case, and speaking in third person. She is a simple, yet quirky person who, if she loves you will fight to the death for you, if she hates you, she'll plot to destroy you, and if you are neutral, it's probably in your best interest.
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My Interests

Death by DJ, Pink, Photography, Comic Books, Speaking in Third Person Because It's So Incredibly Pretentious, Bettie Page, Scarves, Wallace and Gromit, National Geographic, Shiny Things, Fortune Cookies, Fashion Design, My Little Ponies, Sunshine, Pinstripes, Androids, Cats, Vests, Books, Yiddish(teehee shvants) Fedoras, Dinosaurs, Septum Piercings, Modeling, Math, School, Riding Crops/Bats, Joust(the video game fools), Chicken Burritos, Ferrets, Mountain Dew, Random Trivia, Enjoying Life, Earl Grey Tea, Zoos, Midnight Movies, Sewing, Doodling Random Crap, Zorro, Ben Templesmith, Hair Dye, Candy Mountain, Feathers, Grammar, Hummus, Gummi Bears, Steve Niles, Concerts

I'd like to meet:

David Bowie, Marlene Dietrich, and Ayn Rand.

Music:

View my playlist to get a good idea of what my musical tastes are.David Bowie, Paper Chase, Metallica, A Perfect Circle, The Kinks, The Rasmus, She Wants Revenge, Bauhaus, AFI, The Beatles, MSI, Panic! at the Disco, Soundgarden, Led Zepplin, Type O Negative, Audioslave, Mika, Slipknot, Vic Wootin, Pink Floyd, Lily Allen, Rolling Stones, Bauhaus, Amy Winehouse, Marilyn Manson, Queens of the Stone Age, The Killers, Alice Cooper, Franz Ferdinand, Nivana, Greenday, Brian Eno, The Cars, Cradle of Filth, Cramps, Muse, William Shatner, Richard Cheese, Danzig, Band of Horses, Two Gallants, VHS or Beta, Eagles of Death Metal, Flaming Lips, Danny Elfman, Hives, Frank Sinatra, Echo & the Bunnymen, New Order, Pulp, Softcell, Depeche Mode, Talking Heads, Blondie, No Doubt, Tears for Fears, Elton John, Iggy Pop, Animals, The Vines, KT Tunstall, Gorillaz

Movies:

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Death Race 2000, Die Hard, Fight Club, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Illusionist, Saw I-III, James Bond flicks, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Our Man Flint, crappy b movies(esp. horror), Full Metal Jacket, The Last Unicorn, Dogma, Shaun of the Dead, Donnie Darko, 28 Days Later, Blade Runner, Mad Max, Silence of the Lambs, anything by John Waters

Books:

Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy, Lamb, Velveteen Rabbit, Haunted, World War Z, I am Legend, Shock Value, Atlas Shrugged, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Fountainhead, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Beowulf, The Lord of the Flies, Frankenstein, A Clockwork Orange, A Tale of Two Cities, The Art of Seduction, Peter Pan, Black Beauty, The Scarlet Pimpernel, The Metamorphosis, One Flew Over the Cukoo's Nest, Nerd Love -- Kurt Vonnegut, Ayn Rand, E.A.Poe, A.A. Milne, Shakespeare, Oscar Wilde, Anne Rice, James Herriot, Jean Jacque Rosseau

Heroes:

Ayn Rand, David Bowie, and Marlene Dietrich

My Blog

Night of the Living Lola

So for all the boys and girls out there who are so bored with their own lives they have fill the void with reading about my mundane adventures, I have a lot of crap to write. I’ll begin with my ...
Posted by Lola Carmen Listerine on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 03:56:00 PST

[Insert Clever Title Here]

Soooo, I haven't blogged in a month or so... I'm busy... And lazy when it comes to this stuff... Actually, it has been a very busy month for me. Lots of photoshoots, lots of day job stuff, and ...
Posted by Lola Carmen Listerine on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 08:04:00 PST

Auld Lang Syne

Sooo... New years passes by again. Often a time for reflection. For me, I moved. A lot. But that's what I do. I have restless feet, I suppose. I have many things planned for myself in 2008. I want to ...
Posted by Lola Carmen Listerine on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 10:53:00 PST

The Impending Holiday Season

Soooo, I was almost done typing this blog thingy when my computer decided to freeze up and close the firefox window. Joy.(Thanksgiving is a typically American holiday...The lavish meal is a symbol of ...
Posted by Lola Carmen Listerine on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 11:28:00 PST

And I Thought The Rain Sucked!

Sunday morning I awoke to large clumps of snow falling from the sky. For the love of God its October! Sure most of it melted before the sun went down but how can people out here say winter isn't that ...
Posted by Lola Carmen Listerine on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 07:08:00 PST

Cursed rain!

So, after spending a rainy Sunday evening on the patio of The Church I now have a cold. I am not a happy Lola to say the least. So I went to sleep early last night so as to wake up sick for a job inte...
Posted by Lola Carmen Listerine on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:33:00 PST

Good News!

My phone is back on. For those of you who actually like to talk to me feel free to call and stuff....
Posted by Lola Carmen Listerine on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 02:51:00 PST

Haha! You Cant Call Me!

For those people who feel it is necessary to torture yourselves with talking to me over a telephone you are simply out of luck. The Lola Line is down. Some crap about bills or some such. All that I kn...
Posted by Lola Carmen Listerine on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 06:03:00 PST

[Insert Catchy Title Here]

So in a new fit of usual insanity I decided to put Copa Cabana as my new profile song. I'm not a fan of Barry Manilow but it reminds me of nice days when every morning was greeted by Tracy singin...
Posted by Lola Carmen Listerine on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 02:36:00 PST

Life in all its Glory

Life is always a wonderful thing when you get to go to the zoo! Anyone who says they don't like to go the zoo deserve to be drawn and quartered, because only aliens(or some form of non-person) wouldn'...
Posted by Lola Carmen Listerine on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 11:33:00 PST