farewell transmission vs the long kiss goodnight |
the end
Posted by hillary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
breakin' vs braking |
hoooooo! stop! i do not get interpretive dance. or "dance" in general. like ballet and shit. i get "dancing". that makes sense. i even get coreography to a point. i guess i just have a different idea ...
Posted by hillary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
jedi vs me |
so how's your job? mine? i get to read books like "revenge of the sith" so i can then have long sociological conversations with my boss. he is an alright dude. and by "alright" i mean he is really pre...
Posted by hillary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
scotch tape vs duct tape |
...throwing rocks in a house made of rocks. where everything is an after thought. sorta. and nothing we do makes a difference and all of our actions bring about the exact same affects. just more rocks...
Posted by hillary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
indiscrepency vs frequency |
"here, taste this." he said as he held it out to me on a fork. i opened my mouth and he put it in like so many times before (stop being a perv, i'm talking about the fork). i closed my lips around it ...
Posted by hillary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
camp vs vegas |
not being the type, i don't understand the enjoyment people get out of it. if i was them i would just keep my pretty little mouth shut. but then again i want to ride a tornado before i die. i hear it'...
Posted by hillary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
take it form the top vs start at the beginning |
remember the gobots? me too. i think it's official. hold on, let me check with the judges. (long pause, maybe five minutes between words typed) yup, it's true. i have absolutely nothing to say. not ev...
Posted by hillary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
take two vs hit the fucking floor |
so i tried this earlier and the levels of frustration reached flood...it's happening again. i'm re-repeating myself all the time. you feelin' me? little baby jesus...it's like i have rubber bands wrap...
Posted by hillary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
golfing vs miming |
get hurt real bad and get sars...when i go golfing i always change my name. and when i go to parties. golfing i do it cuz i feel like an elliott when i have those pants on. and at parties i guess my n...
Posted by hillary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
borrowing vs condensation |
so i was just minding my own business and the dude is like "hey man got a nickel?" and i was like "nope." and he was like "it's okay, god still loves you." and so i stopped and i was like "look mother...
Posted by hillary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
