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NALGA FACE!

DID YOU EVER KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY HERO?!

About Me

I AM A THREE YEAR OLD... STUCK/TRAPPED INSIDE OF AN ADULT 5'2 FEMALE PETITE FRAME BODY. LIFE SIZE. I AM A CRY BABY TO THE MAX. I AM A COMPASSIONATE PERSON. I AM A LITTLE TROUBLED HERE AND THERE, BUT I AM WORKING ON REACHING STABILITY, AND BALANCE FOR MYSELF. WELL, MORE LIKE SECURITY?/////////////////////////////////////////////////// //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ////////////// YES, AND I HOLD A SERIOUS CONDITION OF HPD (HISTRIONIC PERSONALITY DISORDER), AND I SHARE SOME FEATURES OF BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER, WRONGLY MISTAKEN FOR BI-POLAR, AND MANIC DEPRESSION. I AM WRECKLESS AT TIMES. I JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF "MY LOVE"!////////////////////////////////////////////////////// //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// //////////////FEMALE IDOLS: LA LUPE aka QUEEN OF LATIN MUSICA,CELIA CRUZ, LUCILLE BALL, ANGELA DAVIS, FRIDA KAHLO, CINDY CRAWFORD, MONICA BELLUCI, HILLARY CLINTON, STRIPPERS, AND PROSTITUTES, MOTHERS OF ALL AGES, AND GAY ACTIVISTS (NO ONE IN PARTICULAR).//////////////////////////////////////////////// //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// //////////////MEN ARE AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIGHT? I DO HAVE MAD RESPECT FOR MY BROTHA'S WHO ARE DEALING WITH WOMEN LIKE MYSELF. SERIOUS.//////////////////////////////////////////////////// //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// //////////////AHHGGHH, GUYS! I TRULY BELIEVE IN KARMA. SO, DON'T BE A LITTLE BITCH (THE TERM BITCH IS USED AS A STREET TERM, NOT REFERRING TO NO DOG, OR "DAWG", OR ANY FEMALE OF THAT ASPECT). YA'LL THINK TWICE ABOUT YOUR ACTIONS. ALRIGHT, MY FELLOW "MYSPACER'S" HAVE FUN SCOPING MY PROFILE PAGE. .. ..
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My Interests

WOMEN, CULINARY, ESCUELA, SKETCHING, PAINTING, MY CULTURE, OTHER CULTURES OUTSIDE MI FAMILIA, MY FAMILY, MY CLOSE FRIENDS PERSONAL ISSUES, AND THEIR DRAMAS, MY PAST, MY FUTURE, AND LEARNING TO LIVE IN THE PRESENT, RELAXING, AND LOUNGING AT HOME, CRYING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS, THROWING CHILD-LIKE FITS, EATING AT ALL TIMES, DANCING TO MY TUNES, JUDGEMENT, AND CRITISISM, BUILDING FRIENDSHIPS, FEELING THE EARTH AND THE SURROUNDINGS, CRUISING IN CARS WITH OLD SCHOOL JAMS, TWELVE O CLOCK THROW BACK ON THE KMEL RADIO STATION, SEXY WOMEN (BI-CULTURAL/BI-RACIAL), MALE/FEMALE WITH AFROS, NAPA VALLEY, OAKLAND, COLD ASS MUGGY ASS FRISCO, BERKELEY, CALIFORNIA HISTORY, A SHOW BY THE NAME OF, "JUST FOR LAUGHS", "SEINFELD", "CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM", "UGLY BETTY", "THE OFFICE". I LOVE WEARING HIGH SOCKS. I AM CONSTANTLY DAY DREAMING OF FOOD, MUSIC OF ALL TYPES AND THEIR ERAS, MEN WITH CATCHING PERSONAS, AND OLD SOULS OF BOTH GENDERS, GAY FOLKS, LIBERALS, LATIN CULTURE, MEXICAN AMERICAN CULTURE, EAST L.A. CULTURE, S.F. MISSION DISTRICT-MEXICAN AMERICAN CULTURE, HOMEMADE (ANY FLAVOR THAT MAKES ME SALIVATE) PIE, TOKING UNTIL THE BREAK OF DAWN, LAYING IN A TUB OF WATER UNTIL MY SKIN TURNS RAISIN AS A PRUNE, LOVING EVERY SECOND OF PERFORMING TO MY ABILITY, AT ALL TIMES PEFORMING. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. SHITTING THE SHIT, SHOWS, GALLERIES, FAKE ASS PEOPLE IN THE ART INDUSTRY, CRITICS, DISABLED PEOPLE ON THE STREET, WRONGLY ACCUSED PEOPLE THAT ARE LOCKED UP IN THE PIN, FRIENDS WITH DAILY ISSUES, CUSTOMERS PERSONAL LIFE STORIES, GOSSIP, POLLO FLAUTAS, CARNE ASADA TACOS FROM THE MISSION, HOMEMADE ROJO POZOLE FROM THE CUTS OF THE BARRIOS (CASA DE MI ABUELITOS). OH, AND COMPLAINING ABOUT EVERY LITTLE THING THAT COMES TO MY MIND. A ONE, A TWO, A ONE, TWO, AND A THREE... "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVING YOU, IS EASY 'CAUSE YOUR BEAU-TAAY-FUL. AND, EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE, I'LL ALWAAAAAAAAYS LOVE YOU. LA, LA, LA, LA, LA,- LA, LA, LA, LA, LA,- LA, LA, LA, LA, LAH, LA, LA, LA, LAAAAAAAAH, LA, LA, AND A DOOOOO, UGGGHH, DO, A DO WE, DOOOOOOO..." FINISH IT FOR ME. HAVEN'T RESERACHED FOR THE ARTISTS NAME, AND YEAR OF SONG, BUT I WILL GET TO THAT SOON. NO WORRIES, ALL PROPS TO THE ARTIST.

I'd like to meet:

I WANT TO MEET THE MAN OF MY NIGHTMARES. OHHHHHHHH.
You Are 15% Left Brained, 85% Right Brained
The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.

The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports. Are You Right or Left Brained?

Music:



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DINAH WASHINGTON, STEVIE WONDER, TRACIE SPENCER, LA LUPE, STACY EPPS, AND SADE...ALL DAY.

Movies:

"MALENA", "AMELIE", OR LESBIAN FLICKS, OR WHATEVER YOU CONSIDER TO BE SOFT PORN LESBIAN ACTION. YEAH.

Television:

Discovery Channel, Unsolved Mysteries, Latin Novela's, Movie channels, and pretty much any music station. I (WAS) all about my Music Video's, but i think at this point i am over that faze. No cable... I am over it! Fuuck! It was nice watching videos from back in the day, but it does get old after a while. ( I will sneak myself a video here and there, shhh) You can pretty much watch anything through comcast cable. (I didn't grow up with much telivision) I am usually stuck on this computer more often than any other addiction of mine. Television is not one of them. Wait, I forgot to add

Books:

"FUDGE", "FRECKLE JUICE", EVERY BOOK JUDY BLUME HAS EVER WRITTEN FOR YOUNGSTERS, AND YOUNG ADULTS, SHE IS THE SHIT! ALSO, FRIDA KAHLO (HER DIARY EN ESPANOL), "LIKE WATER FOR CHOCOLATE" (SPANSIH & ENGLISH VERSION), PSYCH TEXTBOOKS AND ZINES, HAUNTING STORIES, LESBIANA SHORT STORIES, WICCAN HISTORY, RELIGON, AND ASTROLOGY... MY BASIC.

Heroes:

JESUS CHRISTO.EAMON MULLIGAN. I SOMETIMES LOOK UP TO MY OLDER BROTHER, BUT IF HE IS ACTING A FOOL, HE HAS NO ROOM FOR THIS SECTION. DAMN, I LOOK UP TO THE PERSON ABOVE, THE PERSON LOOKING AFTER ME WHEN DANGER ARRIVES MY WAY. MY GUARDIAN ANGEL, AY. I STILL BELIEVE. I STILL HAVE FAITH!

My Blog

You know you are in the ghetto when a man wrongly mistakens you for a prostitute.

Okay, several funny scenerios went down as of yesterday, and todaaaaaay. I don't know how else to start? Laughter is killing my writing skills, man. Okay, check this; I promise you will get a good lau...
Posted by NALGA FACE! on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:53:00 PST

Mi escuela, an early morning toke out session, the bus ride, and the J-O-B(S) for my day!

I feel guilty, 'cause I have three papers that are due for my English class. This morning my Intructor brought up the fact that many students aren't keeping up with the assignments. I was trippin...
Posted by NALGA FACE! on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 01:10:00 PST

KATT WILLIAMS LIVE IN OAKLAND NEXT MONTH, ON THE 19TH!

HE IS SO FUNNY! ...
Posted by NALGA FACE! on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 02:11:00 PST

Do you really care? Hey! Maybe, so!

Moments like this, you can refer to me as an insomiac. I am feeling more high on life, than I can ever feel. Days like this, complete me. The reasoning for my blog, something I can reach  out, re...
Posted by NALGA FACE! on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 05:24:00 PST

Wasting my time on MySpace.

First off, Holidays can suck my ass. I have never been prepared for these seasons. Valentines day sucks most of all.Today as I awoke, I felt the need for spirtual enlightenment. I decided to dress up,...
Posted by NALGA FACE! on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 04:32:00 PST

Corina

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Posted by NALGA FACE! on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 12:32:00 PST

BOREDOM SETS IN QUESTIONS, AND WONDERS?

1.) WHAT COMES TO YOUR MIND, FIRST HAND? My finances. Broke or not, I have a tendency to come off as a person who is passive with my duties, but further than the truth, I am biting my nails, trippen a...
Posted by NALGA FACE! on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 11:34:00 PST

Hasppy Thanksgiving, sucker.

(What comes to my mind, once I hear music, or as a result of reading, drawing, and painting.)This all sounds too familiar. Hitch the road. Leave the family (Run away to Philadelphia, sell my art work...
Posted by NALGA FACE! on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 01:13:00 PST

Shit, a little cute kid. He is destructive as all hell. Cute.

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Posted by NALGA FACE! on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 08:23:00 PST

Member?! (George Lopez)

I love George Lopez. This is a small portion of his skit/stand up. Funny Mother fucker!...
Posted by NALGA FACE! on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 02:31:00 PST