Burnt Eggs & Scrambled Toast - now available! |
Burnt Eggs and Scrambled ToastNow available at amazon.comBurnt Eggs and Scrambled ToastA childrens book by Jack Batcher and illustrated by Nicole Cicciari... ..Calvin is hungry for breakfast, but h... Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 07:35:00 GMT |
Funny Gift! |
Give the gift of laughter this holiday season!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Happy holidays!
I wanted to let you know about my book "Death of a Pop-Star"
It is a gonzo style comedy sci-fi that would make a great inex... Posted by on Sat, 06 Dec 2008 14:06:00 GMT |
5 Things Santas elves do to relieve stress |
5 Things Santa's Elves do to relieve stress as they get closer to Christmas Eve.
By Jack Batcher
http://www.jackbatcher.com
1) Smoke Pot
2) Drink heavily
3) T... Posted by on Sat, 06 Dec 2008 14:04:00 GMT |
5 Things to watch out for on Black Friday |
5 Things to watch out for during the Black Friday shop-o-thon
By Jack Batcher
www.jackbatcher.com
1) Stampede!
2) Snarky Salesmen
3) ... Posted by on Tue, 02 Dec 2008 07:43:00 GMT |
5 Things you wouldnt want to happen on Thanksgiving |
5 Things you wouldn't want to happen during Thanksgiving dinner
By Jack Batcher
www.jackbatcher.com
1) Food Fight!
2) Gramps getting a bad case of the f... Posted by on Tue, 02 Dec 2008 07:40:00 GMT |
5 Things you wouldnt want to find in your Thanksgiving dinner |
5 Things you wouldn't want to find in your Thanksgiving dinner
By Jack Batcher
www.jackbatcher.com
1) A Finger
2) Grandma's teeth
3) A... Posted by on Tue, 02 Dec 2008 07:35:00 GMT |
The 5 Things- Halloween (the sequal) |
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5 Things You don't want your kid to be on Halloween
By Jack Batcher
www.jackbatcher.com
1) A Pinata
2) Hitler
3) A Gypsy Prostitute
4) A Buzzard
5) A pile of dog p... Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 12:13:00 GMT |
The 5 Things- Halloween |
5 Things You Don't Want to get as a Treat on Halloween
By Jack Batcher
www.jackbatcher.com
1) A severed Head
2) A dead Rat
3) Candy Corn
4) A Rock
5) Molested by the Creepy Neighborho... Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 12:08:00 GMT |
5 things you dont want to hear the mortician say at a Family members Funeral |
5 things you don't want to hear the mortician say at a Family members Funeral
By Jack Batcher
www.jackbatcher.com
1) Ewe that must have been some car wreck
2) Before they close the... Posted by on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 08:56:00 GMT |
5 Things You Dont Want Said About You at Your Funeral |
5 Things You Don't Want Said About You at Your Funeral
By Jack Batcher
www.jackbatcher.com
1) No-one liked him anyway
2) They always were a dumb-ass
3) No g... Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 08:55:00 GMT |