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philo

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About Me


It is always difficult to summarize anything into a neat little package for your convenience, but when it comes to me, boy it sure is easy.
Please disregard any wacky photos I upload when judging my character.
I am poor and simple man.
Like pretty much everyone I know, I struggle with the fact that I always tend to judge people even before I meet them. I really need to improve on this.
I am convinced that being a billionaire will not make me a happy man.
Whenever a conflict arises with someone I know, I always try to act in a civil manner... until I tranform into a massive behemoth made entirely of greenness.
I seem to be losing my comedic timing more and more with each passing birthday.
I am so socially awkward, I make Steve Urkel look like a god on Mount Olympus.
I am overly fascinated by musical instruments that are not commonly used such as the didgeridoo, accordian, theremin, zither, kalimba, harp, mandolin, hurdy gurdy, harpsicord.
I will honestly give any piece of music a chance. ANY. It doesn't matter what it sounds like, buddy.
I can't believe my lazy butt has not learned to play the guitar.
I love Spam more than anything this vast Earth can provide for me.
The top 4 happiest nations to live in are supposedly Denmark, Switzerland, Austria and Iceland.
Feel free to tell me about yourself.

My Interests

the answers to all my lingering questions

I'd like to meet:



I'm sure Tom will introduce me to some good people if I just give it some time.

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Music:

a certain ratio, adem, a girl called eddy, A.R. Kane, aarktica, the adverts, a silver mt. zion, air, akron/family, the album leaf, aloha, the american analog set, animal collective, antony and the johnsons, apostle of hustle, fiona apple, the arcade fire, joseph arthur, at the drive-in, keren ann, au revoir simone, the avalanches, azure ray, bad brains, badly drawn boy, the band, devendra banhart, robbie basho, battles, bauhaus, beachwood sparks, beat happening, beck, belle & sebastian, the beta band, beulah, big star, bjork, andrew bird, the birdtree, jane birkin, the black heart procession, karl blau, boards of canada, haley bonar, bonnie "prince" billy, the boy least likely to, billy bragg, the books, born heller, bottleskup flenkenkenmike, david bowie, broadcast, jon brion, broken social scene, built to spill, vashti bunyan, kate bush, calexico, the carter family, neko case, johnny cash, nick cave and the bad seeds, cibo matto, the circulatory system, the cocteau twins, leonard cohen, colleen, the cure, cyann and ben, the decemberists, depeche mode, Detektivbyrån, diane cluck, deerhoof, dirty three, do make say think, julie doiron, nick drake, bob dylan, dungen, early day miners, elastica, elf power, exuma, brian eno, enon, enya, exhaust, explosions in the sky, marianne faithfull, faraquet, feist, the field mice, fern knight, fishmans, flake music, the flaming lips, fly pan am, josephine foster, four tet, franz ferdinand, frou frou, edith frost, fruit bats, lisa germano, gang of four, astrud gilberto, godspeed you! black emperor, the golden oaks, grandaddy, hammock, the go! team, woody guthrie, guitar wolf, handsome family, hanged'up, francoise hardy, her space holiday, his name is alive, billie holiday, jolie holland, hood, jana hunter, hush arbors, in gowan ring, iron & wine, isotope 217, the jam, jesse sykes and the sweet hereafter, jhann jhansson, joy division, kammerflimmer kollektief, gina kaz, kings of convenience, the kinks, l'altra, ladybug transistor, daniel lanois, little wings, claudine longet, loose fur, low, lowlife, samara lubelski, the lucksmiths, lush, luxury, m83, the magic numbers, aimee mann, the magnetic fields, magnolia electric co, mazzy star, cass mccombs, metric, mew, mi and l'au, the microphones, mount eerie, mirah, modest mouse, mogwai, mono, moose, mount analog, the mountain goats, mm, my bloody valentine, my morning jacket, nagisa ni te, marissa nadler, my brightest diamond, mugison, the notwist, neutral milk hotel, new order, the new pornographers, joanna newsom, scout niblett, nico, the north sea, of montreal, okkervil river, the only ones, jim o'rourke, will oldham, the olivia tremor control, the only ones, optiganally yours, over the rhine, parenthetical girls, the pastels, pavement, pg six, piana, pinback, polmo polpo, portishead, cat power, queens of the stone age, rachel's, rafael toral, the raincoats, the rakes, the raveonettes, red house painters, the replacements, max richter, ulrich schnauss, the sea and , sham 69, shonen knife, jane siberry, sigur ros, nina simone, siouxsie and the banshees, six organs of admittance, sleater kinney, slowdive, slowblow, elliott smith, (smog), the softies, julie sokolow, son volt, sonic youth, songs:ohia, sparklehorse, spoon, becky stark and lavender diamond, stars, stars of the lid, the stooges, sufjan stevens, sun kil moon, sybarite, tarentel, teengenerate, telefon tel aviv, anna ternheim, thanksgiving, tiger trap, timonium, to rococo rot, tullycraft, yann tiersen, tortoise, tristeza, u2, uncle earl, laura veirs, vetiver, the velvet underground, tom waits, the walkmen, m. ward, jim white, white magic, white rose movement, phil wickham, wilco, the wind-up bird, windy & carl, woelv, patrick wolf, x-ray spex, yo la tengo, yume bitsu, frank zappa, zero 7. at the close of every day, desert city soundtrack, apeiron, spokane, gregor samsa, rafael toral, ursula, balago, programme, otomo yoshihide, 31 knots, black moth super rainbow, no john, andrea neuman, toshimaru nakamura, annette krebs, hood, styrofoam, drekka, autechre, frankie sparo, gravenhurst, rivulets, aki onda, weevil, cex, fennesz, tim hecker, colleen, silencio, themselves, at swim to birds, the radio dept, stockhausen, arvo part, bayle, vande gorne, epic45, worrytrain, christian marclay, tujiko noriko, the impostor, palaxy tracks, the kallikak family, squares on both sides... AND SO MANY MORE IT MIGHT MAKE YOUR HEAD EXPLODE!

Movies:

If you discovered some mind-blowing philosophies on life through The Matrix trilogy or Fight Club... please keep your distance from me.
Abraxas
Breakin'
Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
Beat Street
Brainathon
Die! Die! Die!
The Girl in Gold Boots
Prayer of the Rollerboys
Robot Holocaust
They Saved Hitler's Brain
Alien in the Wild Wild West
Back of Beyond
Cornman: American Vegetable Hero
Dr. Butcher, M.D.
The Doll Graveyard
Goregoyles
Leapin' Leprechauns
Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla
Monocle
Monsturd
Psycho Santa
Your Vice is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key
Strange Things Happen At Sundown
Test Tube Teens from the Year 2000
The Unnamable II: Randolph Carter
The Crippled Masters
The 7 Lucky Ninja Kids
Laughing Tai Chi
Against Rascals with Kung Fu
Eight Diagram Cudgel
Arhats of Fury
Fist of Unicorn
Best is the Highest
Dead Snail vs. Kung Fu Killers
Bad Ninjas Wear Gold
Eagle Claw, Snake Fist, Cat's Paw, Part 2
Born To Defense
Kill Without Compensation
Kick Or Die
The Fourth Largest Shaolin Temple
The Postman Fights Back
Dirty Ho
Kung Fu Master Named Drunk Cat
Attack of the Crab Monsters
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai
Barn of the Bloody Llama
The Cars that Ate Paris
Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things
Class of Nuke 'Em High 2: Subhumanoid Meltdown
Ninja in the Claws of the CIA
Tough Beauty and the Sloppy Slop
Against the Drunken Cat Paws
Aerobicide
Troll 3: Contamination Point 7
Frankenhooker
Invasion of the Animal People
Dirty Cop No Donut
Karate Dog
The Pig-Chicken Suicide
The Carpet Of Horror
Ghost Story of Broken Dishes at Bancho Mansion
Blind Beast vs. Dwarf
Sexy Nights of the Living Dead
Leprechaun In The Hood
Tonight I Will Paint in Flesh Colour
Killing vs. Frankenstein
The Manster
Bloodbath Bay of Blood
The Aliens and Kong Kong Zombies
King Kung Fu
Big Shots
Collision Course
Gymkata
Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine
Santa With Muscles
Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death
Manos: Hand Of Fate
Eegah
The Strawberry Statement
Who Is Harry Kellerman and Why Is He Saying Those Terrible Things About Me?
Santa Claus Conquers The Martians
Jacob Two Two Meets The Hooded Fang
Jaws 3D
Pootie Tang
Pocket Ninjas
Assault of the Killer Bimbos
Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid
Theodore Rex
Howard The Duck
House Of The Dead
Leonard Part 6
Poultrygeist
Surf Nazis Must Die
Battlefield Earth
Gingerdead Man
Chopper Chicks from Zombietown
Sorority Babes in the Slimeball-O-Rama
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Matango: Attack of the Mushroom People
Zakorr! The Invader
Simon Sez
The Manitou
Microwave Massacre
Solarbabies
Broadway Jungle
Plan 9 From Outer Space
The Slimepeople
Sorority Vampires From Hell
Dreamaniac
Hood of the Living Dead
Bloodz vs. Wolvez
Zombiez
Vampiyaz
Soul Vengeance
Tammy and the T-Rex
The Terror of Tiny Town
The Tingler
The Undertaker and his Pals
The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made
Cool As Ice
The Wizard of Speed and Time
Sometimes They Come Back... Again
ZAAT
Ishtar
Zardoz
Xanadu
Hell Comes To Frogtown
Bloodsucking Nazi Zombies
Piranha 2: The Spawning
Mr. Nanny
Problem Child 2
Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot
Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter
Hard Rock Zombies
Nudist Colony of the Dead
I Come in Peace
The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
Why Does Herr R. Run Amok?
Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh-Eating, Hellbound, Crawling, Zombified, Living-Dead Part II

Television:

Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Office, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Twilight Zone, The Outer Limits, The X-Files, Tales From The Crypt, Monk, Knight Rider, The Monkees, Hawaii Five-O, CHiPs, Freaks and Geeks, Diff'rent Strokes, Punky Brewster, Dr. Fad, ALF, Dragnet, 21 Jump Street, The A-Team, Batman (1966), Push Nevada, American Gothic, The Simpsons, Futurama, The Tick (animated and live action)

Books:

The spectrum is wide. Everything from videogame instruction manuals to The Holy Bible.

Heroes:



My Blog

My best of 2006 list is here! (work in progress)

Here it is, folks! Come and get it!My favorite albums of 2006. A lot of these are albums are not absolute musical perfection but they are the best of the year, IMO. I don't have a ranking and I don't ...
Posted by philo on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 07:31:00 PST