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Tyler

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About Me

Howdy. I'm Tyler. I'm a 21 year old outgoing conservative Christian motorcycle riding trombone player. That sums it up I think."Next up is The Saddest Song. Which happens to be the peppiest and fastest on the cd. Perfect sense, I know, once again this began as a slower than molasses acoustic guitar and piano song about death. That's practically viagra for emo kids. So what can I do to ruin it for them? Make it a ska song. That's what. A fast one. With horns. Booya!" -Tomas Kalnoky

My Interests

Pretty much all Christian music, ska, swing, reggae, country, latin jazz, basically just good clean music, motorcycles, trombone, trumpet, fixing stuff, long rides on the motorcycle, playing music, taking pictures, my nephews (and I got a niece now!!), chilling on the beach with a bonfire and guitar playing buddies, church, the Scrum

I'd like to meet:

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

Music:

Good clean music. Lots of Christian stuff.Lifetime favorites are Reel Big Fish, Five Iron Frenzy, Streetlight Manifesto, Catch 22, Mad Caddies, The Forces of Evil, MU330, Issue 10, Aught 7(RIP), The O.C. Supertones, Relient K, MxPx, Goldfinger, El Pus, The Matches, Roper, Brave Saint Saturn, Flip the Switch, Thrice, Underoath, Rancid, Operation Ivy, Authority Zero, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Less than Jake, Shania Twain, Jay-Z, Outkast, Ludacris, Suburban Legends, The Aquabats, Skankin' Pickle, The Littlest Man Band, RX Bandits, Blood and Water, Razbari Sumthing, Core Deposit, Keith Urban, a little bit of Garth Brooks (not too much), Shakira, Arturo Sandoval, Ira Kere, Dizzy Gillespie, Maynard Ferguson (RIP 8/06), Tito Puente, HoobUstank, The Planet Smashers, Save Ferris, No Doubt, Slapstick, Social Distortion, Stunt Monkey, The Vandals, The Living End, The Insyderz, Sum 41, The Hippos, Ben Folds Five, Harry Connick Jr, 311, Spring Heeled Jack USA, Dance Hall Crashers, Cab Calloway, The Skatalites

Movies:

Anything Mel Brooks, Jackie Chan, or Chris Farley, The History of White People in America, Harold and Kumar, Super Troopers, Dumb & Dumber, The Blues Brothers, The Three Amigos, Zoolander, Munich, Lord of the Rings, and plenty more

Television:

family guy, futurama, malcolm in the middle, fox news, south park, BS, aquateen hunger force, fairly oddparents. animated shows are generally just better.

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, Rush Limbaugh: Talent on Loan from God, Les Miserables (the long version), Motorcycle Yoga, The Zen of Motorcycle Maintenance, various repair manuals, and quite a few other books

Heroes:

Ryan Dallas Cook. You are severely missed.The MC Bat Commander, Crash McLarson, Reese Roper, Dennis Bayne Culp, Aaron Barrett, Scott Klopfenstein, Matt Wong, John Christianson, Dan Regan, Slurms Mckenzie, Bender, Condoleezza Rice, George W. Bush, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, US Armed Forces, The Hagmann Family