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The one and only cave man AKA neo

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About Me

You may have seen me on television in the Geico commercials. There isn't a lot of work out there for us cavemen so it was a great break and we are enjoying our current fame. A little else about me? hmm where do i start i was born 8,000 years bc, i was suddenly frozen in the great ice storm. some hikers in the australia found me frozen and Now i'm a spokesperson for geico and cavemen rights.I believ even if you where born a million years ago and were frozen alive you should still be treated as equals. what more can i say theres this belief that we ( cave people are not that smart) well who greated the fuckin wheel? or fire? seriously u's Homo sapiens wouldnt be where u's are if it were not for us so called "lower life forms"

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The person or I should say thing I wanna meet the most is the yeti. He is my biggest hero. No we are not related as many people think, but we do use the same Blockbuster. or some hot cave women
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About You...
Age old eoungh
Birthplace a cave in what is now called iran
Current Location in cali tryin to do that hollywood thing
Hair Color dark brown
Eye Color BROWN
Height 6..'2
Heritage hmmm all gone except a few of us now, cave people
Your fears ice and t rex
Your weakness boob been that way over a millions years for men
Goal for today hmm try and figure out this myspace thing
Goal for this year have cavekids
Lifetime goal retire
When do you want to get married? soon as i find the right one
and to whom? idk
Ever been in love? yea a long long time ago
Currently in love? hmm maybe but thats all i..'m sayin
Do you think you are attractive? yea but beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Your best physical feature my pecks
Have you ever...
eaten Sushi... all the time back in the day
gone skinny dipping... eveyday
been beaten up... yea by a goddamn ape ,
wanted to kill someone... been there done that godd stree releaver
gone a week without MySpace... yea gone 8000 years without it
gone a week without TV... nope
Who's the last person to...
kiss you... paris hilton
say hi to you... the guy at taco bell
talk to you... my room mate
What's the last...
Time you cried? last week when i drove by this sign that said .." so eazy a cave man could do it.."
Book you've read? why must we hate each other
Store you've been in? footlocker
Can you...
Dance? yes i can back in thee cave days i was know as beat rocks
Speak a differenty language? just cave and soome french
Cook? yep cook a mad brunto steak
Write w/ both hands? nope
Whistle? yeppers
Finish the line...
If I had a... a dooller for every moron
I would fuck paris hilton opps already did who hasnt
So I can sleep in peace

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i been thinking

...................... I've been thinking a lot lately about what it's like to be a caveman. Not so much in terms of the primitivist "I hate hate civilization" angle, where I've been trying to re-...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 19:54:00 GMT