Things not To Say To A Police Officer... |
Things not To Say To A Police Officer..."OINK OINK!'"Didn't I See You Get Your But Kicked On 'COPS' Last Night?""Aren't You From The Village People?""NO! YOU assume The Position!""Sorry I Didnt Pull O...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jun 2009 11:49:00 GMT |
WARNING: LOL (All Of These Im Quite Familiar With) |
the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.WARNING: Cons...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 21:18:00 GMT |
How Do You Get Me All Hot And Sweaty??... |
...Hide My I.D. Card 10 Minutes Before We Go To The Bar!!LOL
Posted by on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 22:34:00 GMT |
True Friends... |
A Good Friend Will Come And Bail You Out Of Jail... A True Friend (Sister Or Brother)Will Be Sitting Right Beside You Saying "Damn, We Fucked Up!"
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 18:17:00 GMT |
7 Deadly Sins...How Many Apply To You? |
1. Pride &
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nbsp; ummm... yes
2. Envy&nbs...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 17:59:00 GMT |
Signs That SOMEONE Is Too Drunk Would Be... (LMFAO) |
Signs That SOMEONE Is Too Drunk Would Be...
She lose arguments with inanimate objects. She has to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. Job interfering with her drinkin...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 19:44:00 GMT |
Lemons |
When Life Tosses Me A Lemon, I Slice It Up And Use It To Chace A Shot Of Tequila! lol j/k
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 14:29:00 GMT |
Take My Advise... |
The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Will Always Be An On Comming Train(Or The Cops With Their Flashlights) Dem Bastards
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 19:07:00 GMT |
