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Return of the King

I am here for Friends

About Me

I like things that end in -tronic, -phrenic and -plosive and if you like pizza and beer, I'm fuckin' Uncle Jesse.

My Interests

Dancing, photography, comics, hobo fantasy sex fantasy shows, drinking, hanging out, movies, defending my country, girls, smokes, sushi, history, and books in general.

I'd like to meet:

A robot or a monkey who has been trained to post on myspace. Zombies. People who have never heard of me. Bands that I've loved for years who friend me instead of shitty bands. Anyone I know who I haven't included in my sporatic bursts of friending people (usually coupled with a new image). But really, if I don't know you, I'm not gonna accept your request, so I'm not being a dick to you personally, just as the large group of humanity I don't know and am thus frightened of.

Music:

The Jam, Elvis Costello, David Bowie, Minor Threat, Rites of Spring, Dischord in general, Damnation AD, Unbroken, Frodus, Nine Inch Nails, The Clash, Ben Kweller, Flogging Molly, Foo Fighters, Jets to Brazil, Jawbreaker, Lifetime, Texas is the Reason, Cave In, Daft Punk, Duran Duran, The Faint, Gorillaz, Mineral, the Police, Rainer Maria, The Dresden Dolls, the Misfits, Elvis Presley, Johnny Cash, the Cramps, U2, old Weezer, the Pixies, Robbie Williams, AC/DC, The Beastie Boys, Billie Joel, Elton John, the Rolling Stones, the Beatles, Outcast, the Streets, Yoko Kanno, Buzzcocks, Melody Club, the Smiths, Morrissey.

Movies:

The Sporting Life, Billy Liar, Lonliness of a Long Distance Runner, Kings of the Road, Battle Royale, the Secret of Nihm, Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, Princess Mononoke, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, The George Romero zombie quad: Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead and Land of the Dead, The Jerk, Love Actually, Breakfast Club, Princess Bride, Gangs of New York, Seven Smaurai, Fox and the Hound, the Disney Robin Hood, the Muppet Movie, The Great Muppet Caper, Blazing Saddles, Mallrats, Sin City, Oh Brother Where Art Thou?, Jackass the movie, Army of Darkness, Dead by Dawn, The Royal Tennenbaums, X2.

Television:

I don't get to watch much TV now, cause I don't have cable, but when I do it's football, Desperate Houswives, my name is Earl, Boston Legal, the Simpsons, Adult Swim, Grey's anatomy, and my favorite thing ever is Sunday top whatever count downs on VH1.

Books:

Harry Potter, Cut My Hair, Memoirs of a Geisha, A Riot of our Own, The Five People You Meet in Heaven, Tortilla Flats, America: The Book, Discos and Democracy, The Song of Fire and Ice. Comics: Sin City, Sandamn, Lucifer, the Books of Magic, Starman, the Watchmen, Crisis on Infinate Earths, Blue Monday, Scooter Girl, Hopeless Saveages, Bone, Runaways, Young Avengers, Powers, Scott Pilgrim, Hellblazer.

Heroes:

Micheal Collins, The Buddha, Link, Wu'er Kaixi, Green Arrow, the Flash, Ben Franklin, Scott Pilgrim, FDR, Kevin Smith, Lu Xun, Dave Grohl, John Cusack.

My Blog

I just saw a flyer for the BEST SHOW EVAR!!!!

Unfortunately, it's in nyc. Why is it the best show EVAR? Firstly, it is free. Free is awesome and secondly, and very important here, read under the address for the Lost and Found:Free hot or veggi...
Posted by Return of the King on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 12:21:00 PST

I did post the non-rant post...

...but it didn't show up.So here we go again. Three news stories from punknews.org whic made me chuckle:1. The Story of Minor Threat's Hot Sauce"Though it's not entirely clear why punks and hot sauce...
Posted by Return of the King on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 09:58:00 PST

The Atlanta Falcons are like school in the summertime...

...bunch of fucking bad kids go there.Now, I was upset yesterday when I saw that Vick had received the "harsh" penalty of 23 months in jail and even disgusted when I found out that had been harsh, onl...
Posted by Return of the King on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 09:39:00 PST

Awesomesauce

I just want to point out that in the last 24 hours I have read the newest Scott Pilgrim volume, got and set up a new record player and played Super Mario Galaxy, which is super awesome. Also, I've pr...
Posted by Return of the King on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 09:39:00 PST

I’m gonna be really lazy tody...

I have recently gotten into the comic work of Mitch Clem (introduced to him by the cute and satirical cover he did for punknews.org's Free Fest VI comp. I went and checked out his "world's first onli...
Posted by Return of the King on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 02:44:00 PST

Early time thoughts

I got up for work at 5:30 this morning. I have been done with work for about two hours already. If Papa John's hadn't fucked me over I wouldn't have to work tonight. But even having to work at 5pm,...
Posted by Return of the King on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 09:29:00 PST

Damn you River City High!

I don't even know if they're still around, but seriously fuck those guys.To explain, I received a comment from Anna that mentioned a change to my location that I had totally forgotten about. I had, i...
Posted by Return of the King on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 11:43:00 PST

Other people’s responsibilities

Remember when you were a kid and your parents left you (and a sibling, if applicable) alone for the first times? The first night, weekend, even perhaps a week? If you are anything like me, when you ...
Posted by Return of the King on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 07:00:00 PST

Wow, failed already...

Ok, I forgot to take into account with this regular posts thing that I had a very busy week. Wednesday I wasted my free time on the phone with Wachovia, finding out, no, I coun't get the overdraft fe...
Posted by Return of the King on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 01:50:00 PST

The first blog of the rest of my life

So I've had a bit more free time lately and have been trying to get some writing done and... nothing. Not really writer's block, but more like writer's lack of time management skills. Basically, I'm...
Posted by Return of the King on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 06:57:00 PST