THE CRAZY VIENNA SHIRT NIGHT !! WATCH OUT FOR POLE DANCING SNAPS , MEN LOOKING AT OTHERS BOTTOMS AND JUST GENERALY BAD BEAHAVIOUR ! LET US NO WHO'S SHIRT YOU LIKE BESTTHIS IS THE 1ST PART OF THE VIENNA BAD SHIRT NIGHT , THERE WAS NO OVERALL WINNER BUT VERY SPECIAL EFFORTS CAME FROM PAUL BARBER , SIMON DAVIS AND MARTIN EDWARDS WHO HAD PAID £8O FOR HIS SHIRT AND IT WAS DISGUSTING !! WHERE AS MOST PEOPLES WERE £2.99 FROM THE SALVATION ARMY !! HAHAHAHA
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THE BACK BONE OF THE TEAM ... JORDAN , LAWRENCE , NICK , DARREN , PAUL ,MATTY , NIGE AND JODY
THE CREATIVE PART OF THE TEAM .... SIMON , GARRY , BEN , LUKE , LEE , ANDY , GRAHAM AND DAVE
THE FORWARDS FOR THE TEAM THE BOYS WHO SCORE THE GOALS AND GET ALL THE GLORY !! .......... RICHIE , PAUL , STUART , WAYNE AND MARTIN
Vienna Windows most expensive signing? Richie H , his £1million swap from dean court 1st team
Vienna Windows cheapest signing ? Paul T, free transfer from dont play sundays f.c
Most skillful player in the team ?
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Hardest shot ? Paul B , shot like a missile neooooooooooow
Who heads the ball best ? Robby C , prob the best 50p head in the business
Greatest manager of Vienna Windows f.c? Wayne M , compared to the greats like sturrock and hoddle
Player with the Best pulling technique? Luke B , if you ask 300 girls for a number chances are youl get 1
Richest player ? Graham L , with more money than the queen
Player with the best transport ? Simon D , with a state of the art bmw pulling a caravan lovely jubbly
Worst dressed player ? Jordan H , can be seen in the worlds most famous red 18-30s holidays shirt
Best dressed player ? Andy J , sandles to footy on a sunday , total class
Best goal scored by a Vienna player ? Lee L , has to be 1 of his 4o yard efforts with his eyes closed
Least skillful player in the team ? Jordan H , a world class striker trapped in a goalkeepers body , well so he thinks
Player with the best haircut ? Martin E , spiky blonde mop like a beckham botch job
Player with the worst haircut? Matty B , nicknamed the badger after his last hair accident
Best dancer in the squad ? Jodie C , got some silky skills learnt spending every spare hour in the consortium
Biggest joker in the team ? Jordan H , always upto something stupid funny or not
Hardest player in the team? Darren L , big d takes no prisoners he wouldnt look out of place in ultimate fighting
Oldest member of the team (oap)? Graham L , hed have u believe like a fine wine hes getting better with age
Youngest member ? Garry C , i think , full of youth and energy
Vienna Windows bowling champion 2006? Its probably easier to think if ive ever been sober
Vienna Windows number 1 supporter? Its a tie between Rhino the great white hope , Ms lucy , or Mattys mum
Greatest player to ever play for Viennna ? Wayne M , back in the 80s this guy coulda tought a few dogs some new tricks
Worst player ever to play ? Ummm undecided , but theres been a few strays
Ladies favourite ? Matty B , if he had a webite it would prob get 5-10 hits a day hes a popular boy
Smartest player in the team ? Benny B , in a few more years hel be able to launch a takeover bid for the club and buy us a stadium the money hel be on
Not so smartest member of the team ? Lawrence H , purely for his use of the word mush , sweet right foot though
Which player has the fittest bird ? Well each persons got there on opinions but there can be only 1
Laziest player in the team? Paul B , wins golden boots with no effort imagine what he could do with a bit of hard work maybe make the bournemouth team , well that wouldnt be hard
Biggest drinker in the team? Lee C , finds it hard to say no to going out for a few
Player with the best chat up lines? Graham L , like a father figure in the team passing down his knowledge
Player with the best sponsorship deal ? Lawrence H , on a multi million pound deal with Hacket as 1 of there top models , stud !
Quickest player? Theres been no Vienna race yet , but its gota be between - Garry C , Paul B , Stuart O and Lee C
Players that have Christened the Vienna team flat? Lee C , Jordan H , Luke B and #?+$£@ / ????????
Player with highest jump? Stuart O , coud have been the white shack o'neil
Most muscular player ? Andy J , a gym instructor with a 12 pack of pure muscle
Player most like mr miagi ? Nick R , new signing arrived from the far east where hed been training shaolin monks
Player with the most stamina on the pitch and off ? Lee C , like a rampant rabbit on duracel batterys no stopping him
Which player is the 'longest' in the shower ? Big D , is usualy the 'longest' in the shower but theres not been a full investigation
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