I am not very good at calculating tips. Birds freak me right the hell out. I like candy; especially at night. Don't even ask me to order a pizza. My parents mean well. My husband is smart, talented, and very lazy. He gave me a baby with virtually no effort. This pleases me. The smell of dissapointment is heavy with him. I am mostly funny in the moment and not when I try. My job sucked and now it is awsome. My belly button is normal again, and this excites me... Also the Outer Banks rules all.
*The above 'about me' was written by a third party (Pete) and does not necessarily express the views of Lauren, or her affiliates. It may not be dissemenated with out the expressed written consent of Major League Baseball and the Cleveland Indians.
